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sahaj @doordashedcigs

confused, floral, and odd

Joined March 2022
  • Tweets 20,417
  • Following 364
  • Followers 7,562
5,424 Photos and videos
security guy at the airport said i looked like a princess

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everyone getting fired at work i need to find another job STAT
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i hate the dentist
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THEY DID IT
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they can still win
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i’m so broke
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sahaj retweeted
aves@WNBAPILLED
Jun 10
this is the greatest to ever do it
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i don’t know if i ever did love him
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i don’t know if i can ever love anyone
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might not pay my electricity bill but we still shopping 🤩
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how it feels to be me :)
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thinking of getting a red light mask

ALT season 5 dream GIF by Portlandia

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crying listening to lana

ALT Patrick Laser GIF

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ugh need
weed_slut_420@weed_slut_420
Jun 5
It really waaaas glass room bathroom chateau marmont #weedslut
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wish i brought my black dress with me
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my mom asked me why i don’t have a boyfriend
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🦩jay 1🦩@mascdonna
Jun 4
If Lana wasn’t already taken she’d be in the DMs right about now
Hunter Biden
@HunterBiden
Jun 4
Replying to @Kenneth_Belkin
Do I look like I’m a part of the elite oligarch class. This was taken at a super 8 motel off I95 by the way.
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always wearing a damn dress
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sahaj retweeted
astrology bot
@hourIyhoroscope
Jun 4
you're going through things others couldn't even imagine, sagittarius.
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he was complaining about having a bad day at work and i started talking about how brandy melville closed their fitting rooms
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