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andy ✨ @dorkandy
Joined October 2016
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andy ✨@dorkandy
17 Oct 2020
welcome to cat thread electric boogaloo
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the other day i saw a video of some white woman going "lmao who puts on lotion everyday after the shower" as i was putting lotion on, after my shower. and i really had a moment like. do white people not care about their biggest organ
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punk@punksnarl
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look at my hero dawg I'm not going to get saved
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Bae@Baeriths_Art
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Black Aerith doodles! <3
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not to Mass Effect simp on main but i love the blurple tint of the first game. it's so andycore. made for ME
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wyatt@wyy2k
Jun 17
Pop Base
@PopBase
Jun 17
Hollywood studios are searching Reddit for short stories and ideas that can be turned into movies following the success of ‘BACKROOMS.’ (hollywoodreporter.com/busine…)
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now if you're pitching this "needs" thing as "i can't be monogamous bc i need spice/my monogamous partner doesn't meet my libido/sexual interests/etc" well i mean. i don't really care. you do you as safely for everyone involved as you can lol
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the issue here is that people *think* monogamy means putting all ur eggs in one romantic basket but the True Way To Relationship (poly/mono/whatever) is knowing your romantic partner(s) will not replace other relationships that answer to different needs
Iveta@about4otters
Jun 7
monogamous people are so weird to me. like you genuinely think one person is going to meet all your needs? or are you fine only having some of your needs met just so you dont have to be alone?
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friendships are extremely important in ways of relationships, and for some people they also find joy in family-ties and family oriented dynamics. all these relationships should provide for you to feel safe, loved and taken care of. Monogamous people should still have friends!
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and it is where monogamy culture allonormativity is insidious bc it will tell you to disappear into your romantic relationship and neglecting other relationships becomes a new normal to the point where you DO put your eggs in the One basket out of necessity but not choice
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my current pain point is that i cant get a new piercing bc im leaving in about a month and would require finding another parlor that would do aftercare and im Not about that life. at the same time i could also just get the piercing and be irresponsible about it
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Kara Zor-el@TheDCUsupergirl
Jun 15
He doesn't bite YOU, but he does bite
Art by @whatthehay_

ALT Art by @whatthehay_

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八羽
@aoiwa_88
Jun 16
ご飯が羊の体毛になる食器を作りました。
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sleeping as a contact sport for Taco tuesday
a photo of Taco the cat curled up sleeping on her pillow with a paw extended to touch andy's arm

ALT a photo of Taco the cat curled up sleeping on her pillow with a paw extended to touch andy's arm
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found a weird mole i don't remember being there and i dont have time to think about skin cancer rn
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cash@cash__browns
Jun 16
Nancy 6/16/26 … “Fritzi Ritz Interlude” Part 4
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VICE
@VICE
Jun 15
Someone had to do it. Or the squabbling would go on forever.
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👔@salarryman
Jun 15
bigby doodles....
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Colossal Monarchmoth@themonarchmoth
Jun 6
THERE WAS A TWEET of a girl that went on a date with a psychologist or something??? and this happened and i was like ugh.... jayvik...
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あわもりススム@s_awamori
Jun 15
0615愛猫スケッチ✍️🐈‍⬛
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まる@marumaru_oxox
Jun 15
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