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dormando @dormando

performance dweeb. Code for #memcached etc.

Joined November 2007
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dormando@dormando
31 Oct 2017
never designed anything that worked, never built anything that didn't.
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dormando@dormando
18 Nov 2022
Aight I don't have a mastodon and probably won't for a while. If for some reason this place goes up; ya'll who care probably have my e-mail. Hope I have yours.
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dormando@dormando
10 Nov 2022
watching everyone post a bevy of links to various alt services and I'm sitting here thinking... maybe this is a good time to disconnect.
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dormando@dormando
5 Nov 2022
I am playing 3 or 4 gacha games and I do not need this
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dormando@dormando
22 Oct 2022
I joined Yearbook in HS so I could edit myself out. Got caught. Didn't work.
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dormando@dormando
10 Oct 2022
Think I'll try a new window manager thing on the new work computer. i3 maybe? I want to plug in monitors and have sets of terminals/windows reopen into premade layouts. I never quite get this to work perfectly.
dormando@dormando
9 Oct 2022
new porn dropped
cover of the book "Open Circuits"

ALT cover of the book "Open Circuits"
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dormando@dormando
6 Oct 2022
For some reason I thought /. was a lot more than 2-3 years older than LJ. I also made a /. account super late and I have no idea why. was on the site since maybe 1998 at the latest? So much cool shit.
Rob 'CmdrTaco' Malda@cmdrtaco
5 Oct 2022
I registered the domain slashdot.org 25 years ago today. I was learning Perl by developing what today is called a CMS to more easily maintain my homepage… in the process I decided i was building news for nerds, but was clueless what it would eventually mean.
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dormando@dormando
3 Oct 2022
Arrive at the doctor's office, hand them a business card that says "I'm not paying you to invalidate my suffering" in American Psycho standard font and layout.
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dormando@dormando
2 Oct 2022
is there a service (or name of a type of service?) for all of the stuff I have that's worth money but not worth the time it takes to properly sell?
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dormando@dormando
2 Oct 2022
This is also the time of month where I think about selling my old game consoles/games/etc but god dammit those things were so hard to get as a yoot.
dormando@dormando
27 Sep 2022
In a fit of incredible stupidity (all tests uses regexes vs exact matches) some meta protocol commands have an extra space before the newline. Now I'm thinking hard about if this can be fixed safely.
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dormando@dormando
28 Sep 2022
just going to take the pain/hate I guess. fuck my life.
dormando@dormando
23 Sep 2022
cardboardmando was more real than I ever was
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dormando@dormando
11 Sep 2022
Is the ARC patent dead yet?
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dormando@dormando
7 Sep 2022
Didn't get nearly as hot here as inland and been pretty miserable. This house is 100 years old and def not built for this weather.
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dormando@dormando
8 Sep 2022
hot's a comin, better put the window AC in. oh no it's broken. oh no I got fully body old man aches trying to repair AC unit oh no something in my office is burnt. why so hard to convert money into comfortable air
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dormando@dormando
3 Sep 2022
wonder if throwing money at client authors would do anything worth while. Or if this is something I just need to focus on/direct hire for.
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dormando@dormando
3 Sep 2022
mc didn't change in so long that most clients have been in deep maintenance mode or abandoned for years. they don't need to change much I guess.
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dormando@dormando
30 Aug 2022
Obsessing about unit test frameworks. Want a portable single-header one for tarball tests but a more advanced one (Cmocka) would be great sometimes but don't want the extra dep for users. Would it be weird to have two? Or an external extra suite?
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dormando@dormando
31 Aug 2022
I wrote exactly one test and have been fixing the fallout from it since yesterday.
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dormando@dormando
31 Aug 2022
A few years ago I was motivated to write a blog series on evolution of unix/linux systems administration but apparently nobody wrote detailed accounts for "those people". Everything noted about how weird Beardo was but nothing about his systems of work.
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