I tweet about useless stuff. You could say I've found a new slant
Joined March 2012
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Get @SenatorMenendez to the front of the anti-weaponization fund line. How is one supposed to replace their 50 pound gold bars from Egypt if not for this fund?
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This team is designed to drag my back in at the worst possible times @dmorey
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This Isaiah Thomas interview never fails to make me laugh lmao😭
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what is the funniest thing a PRO athlete has ever done ?
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Remember when Bryan Colangelo got hired by his dad and then proceeded to run the Sixers into the goddamn ground?
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I really enjoy @mitchellh's blog post on "as code" here: mitchellh.com/writing/as-cod…
People tend to miss the forest for the trees when it comes to "process" at non-trivially sized organizations.
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10 Oct 2025
Just watched five minutes of Sixers preseason. Andre Drummond made a 3. I can't explain it, but I'm sick to my stomach
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Rip to the homie @ShaneWarne youtube.com/watch?v=PcX6OxHJ…
One of the most entertaining players ever
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19 Apr 2025
Rick Carlisle is the best coach in the NBA and has been for the last 10 years
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19 Apr 2025
Giannis is a hitman disguised as a basketball player. Travels on a eurostep, trips over himself, and gets an and-1 #smh
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9 Feb 2025
Bring back Tupac like we did that one time at Coachella
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31 Jan 2025
I understand people's need to yamlize everything, but just make it a python script instead!
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28 Nov 2024
Just 2 training jobs double the cost of our dev cluster holy shizz
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18 Nov 2024
Unfortunately, Matt Gaetz is unable to accept a recess appointment because he has plans during most recess periods.
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