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I joined Twitter when it was just text and curiosity. 16 years later, it’s a museum of my thoughts, mistakes, and growth. And it never forgets a single piece. I used to just pass time here, now, I'm thinking maybe it's time to build. For some people, Twitter is a full-time job now — content creators, community managers, influencers, even customer service reps live on that timeline. It’s wild how a platform that started as “What’s happening?” turned into a grind for reach, brand deals, and algorithm-chasing. But for people like me? It’s still just a space to kill time, drop thoughts, and watch the chaos unfold. Two totally different worlds coexisting on the same app. And lately? Some of the people I’ve followed for years finally followed back, it feels like I'm no longer just a ghost in the crowd, I'm suddenly seen. That little notification has flipped my whole energy on the app, from passive scrolling to “maybe I do belong here too.” Thank you all for the support.
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Nigerian Economics Economist: “If unemployment is high cost of living is high, consumption should crash” Nigeria: _Weddings every weekend, Owambe on Owambe, aso-ebi sold out_ Economist: “Remove fuel subsidy, transport costs will kill demand” Nigeria: Keke, okada, and “let me manage” logistics appear overnight. Economist: “You can’t run a country on vibes resilience” Nigeria: Survives, adapts, hustles, and still finds money to japa It’s frustrating, but also kind of beautiful. We shouldn’t thrive like this… but we do.
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Doylep retweeted
“I don’t understand” a statement in Nigeria that means I clearly understand you but I want to confirm your audacity…
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Instead of moving on, she's moving his furniture 😂
God forbid a woman gets a hobby!
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He spent years enforcing rules he knew nothing about
I just heard the funniest gist A former road safety officer in Nigeria, now living in the UK, went for his 7th driving test today. He failed the previous six tests. 🤣😂
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You already bothered from your response
Let's even ignore the fact that you're extremely concerned about another man's baldness. My problem is...why should I be bothered if you agree or not?
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You can say anything against Amorim & I'd agree but saying Amorim is bald, Amorim???
Amorim is the only former United coach I genuinely hate. One of the worst human beings to grace earth. A bald, little man who came to Old Trafford thinking he'd carve the club in his small petty image. He came here with one bow legged coach and the other so obese he didn't belong in any top level club. Swore he will leave for free and took the payout to be able to maintain the wealth United bestowed upon him. Every step of the way, we will be there. He will fail. And we'd be there to laugh. 🙂
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Yan Diomande to Amad on Snapchat: “Love you colonel 🤞❤️”
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Doylep retweeted
Alonso una, na for Fabrizio page he go see am too
Did Alonso agree to that Sale?
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I know you're young but you have Google Saudi Arabia lost 8-0 against Germany in 2002. Brazil (host country) lost 7-1 against in 2014
This Germany Curacao game shows why the expanded World Cup is so embarrassing. Can you imagine a serious team losing 7-1 to Germany before all these new teams were let in?
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You & the CS don mad wallahi 😂
Omoh wetin my eyes see today ehn😩 The man went to the river bank to carry the chicken mansion but the lion wasn’t going to take any excuse from the village chief because the mosquito was very arrogant about the president accident at the market dinner That’s how the government said everybody should maintain their designer bucket and nobody must go to the hospital for the ant coronation Omoh the story long o and na God bring us home safely cos na the fight we use the whole day settle Make I go sleep abeg cos I don too tire from all the wahala
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Once he met Yinka "Quadri" He doesn't need $998.9 trillion
Elon Musk needs another $998.9 trillion to become humanity’s first quadrillionaire.
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Saudi Arabia lost 8-0 against Germany in 2002. Brazil (host country) lost 7-1 against in 2014 Now they've done it again against Curacao in 2026
How does it feel to be losing 7-1 while still being on the field as a footballer?
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Come work for me,.I'll pay you ₦670 per day
If we’re being honest, ₦20,000 can feed an average Nigerian for a month.
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Someone should check on @the_Lawrenz He's crashing out big time 😭😭😭
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When I was in 200L, school asked everyone to pay 5k for something I can't remember but I was exempted because I did pre degree, so I collected the money regardless. End of session and I went home then me and my mom was gisting & she mentioned that there was a time I asked for 5k that my dad had to "run around" because he was broke that period. I cried that day ehn and that was the last time I asked money from home.
“The cry of a mother goes beyond just cry” If you know how many times your papa don cry without tears, you go leave rubbish talk face reality.
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Someone posted this "Black or White, we are all the same" and I feel this alone solves any racism shit
If algorithm brings this to you, quote with anything.
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Someone posted this "Black or White, we are all the same" and I feel this alone solves any racism shit
If algorithm brings this to you, quote with anything.
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WTF is wrong with MTN or is it because I update my X app? Why would I have to off & on airplane mode just to refresh tweets
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Doylep retweeted
Friendship has gotten too sensitive. Being in charge of food and drinks use to be a rank bestowed upon the most trusted and closest. Usually it’s family members that handle that.
Did he overreact or was he justified? 🍿
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Most of my friends trust me to handle their foods & drinks because they knew I don't do "eye service" and I don't take nonsense from anybody. I prefer that role than the groomsmen wahala. Wetin concern me concern limelight
Friendship has gotten too sensitive. Being in charge of food and drinks use to be a rank bestowed upon the most trusted and closest. Usually it’s family members that handle that.
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