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More importantly, why the FUCK is Sam Altman at the G7
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Ruthโs throwaway lines and delivery were an absolute masterclass. God, what an incredible show.
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but he got bit by an animal and became that animal
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Gay Twitter 20-somethingsโ obsession with youth is so funny because I donโt know a single gay man who didnโt glow up by 57292628x between the ages of 25-35
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Jun 17
Can someone explain how this is real
Watters: Itโs national fudge day but I thought it would be too gay so I did pickle cake instead
Perino: Enjoy your pickle cake Mr. Vice President.
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Jun 16
Does this mean selling sunset is almost back?
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Grew up in Rizona but live in Assachusetts. Hell yeah.
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Jun 13
Is there a scientific reason no one has been able to replicate the original video of the cop being ejected at Mach 2 or did the slide just judge him impure of heart
I'm loving all the videos ๐๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ
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Just had THE nicest afternoon with a good friend and Iโm feeling very at peace right now ๐ฅน
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Jun 13
Lmaooo this country is so embarrassing
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God Bless America ๐บ๐ธ
First look at the historic Freedom Jump.
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@TravisPastrana @mmgeneral @Jeremymcgrath__ @RickyCarmichael @twitchthis
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Instead of discussing how Elon Musk is now the world's first trillionaire, we should talk about how he killed hundreds of thousands of people through his dismantling of food and medical aid to poor countries
currentaffairs.org/news/how-โฆ
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Jun 12
Elon Musk is quite possibly the worst human to have ever lived and he got rewarded with a trillion dollars.
I wonโt let that make me cynical. I have something heโll never have: love.
Jun 12
Elon Musk held up a chainsaw, fed USAID into the wood chipper, and at least 600,00 people have already died as a result - two-thirds of them children.
History's first trillionaire.
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ALT A man in sunglasses said to his happy bottom "I'm going to hack that ass." The top presses imaginary buttons on the bottom's ass and goes 'beep beep boop boop." He enters the bottom with a SCHLICK and says "I'm in."
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Jun 12
So what if we just likeโฆdid this
Jun 12
A rare sight in Boston: MBTA trains running until 4 AM.
To accommodate World Cup crowds, the T will extend subway service after matches, including overnight service until 4 AM following the June 13 game and until 2 AM for the remaining matches.
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Jun 12
Was kinda hoping my neighborhood would be safe from the tourist traffic ๐ฅด
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The City of Boston is about to get a world record.
A 45-foot soccer ball has been installed on the East Boston waterfront, aiming to break the Guinness World Record for the World's Largest Soccer Ball.
The current record, set in Qatar in 2013, stands at 38 feet 11.8 inches.
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Jun 11
Heโs sort of serving Little Edie here
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