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David Pollock @dpupdates
Joined May 2011
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Did you ever notice that when you delete an app from your cell, all the other apps shake - like they're afraid it might be them next? #fb
oh lady at Wal-Mart, they are 'skinny jeans', not 'make you skinny jeans' #fb
Forget texting, some days I wish my life had autocorrecting #fb
okay, if your going to take your profile pic via the mirror - please, please, please, clean up the bathroom first! #fb
I try to always be positive - 'Oh, no, don't think of yourself as a failure, think of yourself as unspoiled by success' #fb
Driving home last night, saw a pretty lady in the car next to me. So, I smile and she gave me half a peace sign #fb
SOLUTION: why don't we invade the USA - then our government will build roads, bridges, schools and put locals to work #fb
Look out - I like to live my life like i type, fast n with lots of mistakes #fb
Can you imagine our kids as grandparents? Tats, piercings & listening to rap? I hear it now, 'yo, dude, my grandmas got a lip ring!' #fb
Today's version of a George (Seinfeld) breakup: It's not @you, it's @me #fb
Had to go to the DMV yesterday ---- now I know where all the people go, when they're not at Wal-Mart #fb
I should vote Democrat, because I think oil companies making 4% profit on gas is obscene, but taxing the same gas 15% isn't #fb
I should vote Democrat, because I think we should pay billions for oil to countries that hate us, instead of drilling our own #fb
I should vote Democrat, because I believe companies should break even, giving profits to the government for redistribution #fb
I should vote Democrat, because I protect 'Freedom of Speech' - well, as long as no one is offended by it #fb
I should vote Democrat, because I believe the government does a better job spending my money than I can #fb
Downloaded a calorie counter app for my droid - now, everyday I find myself trying to beat the high score #fb
I love going to Publix - then dropping a box of condoms in to the carts of little old ladies. The cashier's reactions are priceless #fb
I remember a time when I was just going to bed at 6 am - not starting my day! #fb
Poor Hugh Hefner. To find another girl like that, he would have to - well, walk all the way to his living room. Um, never mind. #fb
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