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Better to illuminate than merely to shine, to deliver to others contemplated truths than merely to contemplate.
-St Thomas Aquinas
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The artful use of punctuation would turn this insult into a useful instruction
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“Don’t get me wrong, I like Tracey Emin”
“She’s the consummate bad girl artist, made good, David.”
“But if she was to be on a train with her feet on the seat opposite I should say ‘OI! EMIN! NO! YOU MAY BE A DAME AND A TOP BRITISH ARTIST BUT YOU’RE NOT IN THE GROUCHO CLUB NOW!”
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Paul Keeley retweeted
Jun 13
The Causeway, Wiltshire Downs, Eric Ravilious, 1937. The original artwork is in the collection of @V_and_A. #Wiltshire
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Was just going to make that joke
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Paul Keeley retweeted
“And now, we move on to liars.”
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You don’t “choose the next king” you pompous clown. You can’t even choose a fitting outfit for a formal occasion without looking like Steve Bray.
@francesbarber13
Jun 12
Hi Frances, I know it was 4 yrs ago, but your memory lets you down. You asked to see me on the day that I attended the Privy Council to choose the next King of England.
My minion, as you called her, apologised & offered other dates.
Not a coward, just busy - like many women👑
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Jun 13
Excellent
*follows*
Frying tonight! 👹👺👻
For June, I'm sharing a rare photo from each Carry On film every day. 12th June is CARRY ON SCREAMING! Joan Sims in her 7th Carry On as Emily Bung, in a spot of bother with Billy Cornelius as Oddbod Junior! Billy turns 92 this year.
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Jun 12
“We stand in solidarity with everyone who was impacted by violence, intimidation, threats and forced displacement in Belfast yesterday,”
Their band name is *literally* an act of violent political intimidation.
What’s the Gaelic for ‘Chutzpah’?
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