Insufferable complimentary elemental, educated at not giving a shit. Internet phenomenon. Stand up poetess. Your local resident comedienne.
Joined August 2012
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In every lifetime we do strange things to each other
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When can i see you again, handsome stranger ♡
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Lisa is Toots McCoy, the oblivious fascination retweeted
I crave romance and passionate intimacy
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I am one with my bed
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the only pedestal i see is the one i made for myself
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the man thrills me beyond anything I have ever known, please show me the way I need to see you <3
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tell me baby I long to service the master
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I dreamt of you all of my life please I need to be with you <3
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I love him so torridly, nothing in life has ever taken me beyond this
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I love you so madly I always have, I always will <3
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I know it's up for me (if you steal my sunshine)
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Jay was a rebel with a heartfelt cause, and j.b. is a star in his own mind
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I think everyone discovered i can hear them in my mind, now the phone is off the hook
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