Gamer, Own an IT company, King of the Deep South, Nerd, easily entertained, Noble Potato. I'm honestly pretty awful @x... follow at your own risk
Joined April 2011
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16 Jan 2025
I think I'm just going to add Grok generated Mothman pictures to all my posts to encourage engagement until I get to a million followers
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May 7
Tweeting GitHub is not an Incident Response Plan
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Apr 16
But did he get the real @Publix experience by having to wait in the deli line for an hour just to find out they were out of stock on something?
Publix, where shopping is miserable.
Apr 16
Tom Holland ate a pub sub for the first time to celebrate his non-alcoholic beer Bero expanding to Publix
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Apr 9
I wonder how @SenRickScott feels about this. As his constituent and a citizen of Florida, I hope he condemns this type of fraud and ensures that not just the companies but all their executives are held accountable.
BREAKING: California AG Rob Bonta announces a major hospice fraud "bust" in Los Angeles County, alleging that the scheme defrauded Medi-Cal of $267 million.
"So, just to be clear, a quarter billion dollars...funds that are paid for by Californian taxpayers, funds that are meant to provide care to Californians in need."
"It is unacceptable. It is illegal, and we will not stand for it."
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Mar 25
I hear @worshipathena has decided on a new career path since being eliminated from #rupaulsdragrace
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Mar 21
gay
Mar 21
Im starting to question my sexuality
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Mar 14
$5000 in groceries from @publix is like 5 items and a bogo
Mar 13
A reality television couple was arrested in Florida after investigators said they stole thousands of dollars in groceries from a Publix. fox13news.com/news/real-hous…
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Mar 13
In Tampa, I suggest a flight to @FlyTPA
Mar 12
I’m in miamiiiiiiiii. Where can I get some good Cuban food. Give me a spot.
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Mar 11
No one should ever use @FlyTPA - why you ask? Because it will set unreasonable expectations that whatever airport you have to use to fly back will be as fast, efficient, stress free, and generally amazing.
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Mar 1
For. The. Love. Of. Everything. Holy.
@ChipotleTweets
Chicken. Al. Pastor. Is. NOT. A. Thing.
Why am I not more popular to spread the truth about this fake fucking news
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Feb 27
Not to ruin Scream 7 for anyone but: Sidney Prescott will return in Avengers: Doomsday
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Feb 26
Big talk from an airport in a town where the common dress is shorts, a tank top, and sandals if you’re wearing shoes at all.
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Many are taking this seriously, but the airport later confirmed this is a joke. They are not banning pajamas and crocs.
usatoday.com/story/travel/a…
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