Freelance writer and beleaguered Baltimore sports fan based in Philadelphia // andrewlazor@gmail.com
Joined June 2008
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Jun 14
my thoughts are with his cousins
Jun 14
HISTORY FOR THE PHILIPPINES đ”đ
Jordan Clarkson is the first player of Filipino descent to win an NBA championship!
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Jun 13
Ballparks donât get much prettier than this
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Iâm just a guy who misses watching Adam Jones play baseball
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May 20
â55 points 55 rebounds 55 blocks 55 assists 55 stealsâ
May 19
Shaq gives Wemby a new nickname after his game 1 performance:
âHis American name is Tim Robinson. He played like Tim Duncan and David Robinson. Tim Robinson came to play last nightâ
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May 10
Am truly living for this woman sitting courtside at the Sixers game saying "I'm better now, thank you!" after getting served a drink... I feel you, girl.
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Apr 21
@ all evil scientists PLEASE drop a Wasian version of the supe killing virus from The Boys itâs the only way this ends. more than happy to die for the cause actually Iâm excited to atp
Apr 21
There is a Wasian civil war on social media
Asian dad Wasian vs Asian mom Wasian
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I miss Cedric Mullins and Ryan OâHearn so much damnit #birdland
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My wife: âwhatâs the point if the Sixers win this game theyâre just going to lose in the first roundâ
Me: âwhatâs the point of this life if weâre all gonna die anywaysâ
My wife leaves the room.
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Apr 7
The Utah Mammoth unveil the âZammothâ⊠and it might already be the greatest Zamboni of all time đ„¶đŠŁ
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Mar 29
'HE'S ARGUING WITH THE ROBOTS, YOU CAN'T DEFEAT THE ROBOTS' god ABS fucking rocks, we're going to have managers and umpires declaring Butlerian Jihad by May
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Mar 24
Happy Southwest Philly Floater Day!
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Feb 27
Facebook Marketplace is wild
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