Hey, Copilot, How can we get more 9s of reliability?
Copilot: *thinking*...
The user wants more 9s. Checking current uptime. 90.21%. Oh Dear. Only one 9 of reliability. The user is absolutely correct. I must get more 9s... Wow, wonderful. I've found the root of the issue and can offer an elegant solution...
Copilot: Let's reduce uptime to 89.99% to return to three 9s of availability.
GitHub just living the dream right now