Joined September 2008
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May 14
every one please vote for me to be the next james bond and if you are in line stay in line
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May 14
getting carbombed after a palantir thinktank pays me $125 to pretend to be a Gay Looking Ethical Non Monogamist who is glad alcatraz closed
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@MDogGeist I absolutely support the United States-allied nation of Israel. I do not own a sodastream, as my preferred brand is Dr. Pepper.
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May 11
this wall art company keeps emailing me about doing some sort of collab and the top 4 featured could not possibly be any more good
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May 4
fantasizing about dealing w/ a loud dog; like by turning on a giant fan that blows all the hair off its body. or doing havana syndrome to it
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May 1
beloved robot PeePee 2.0 is slain by a car in the new star wars movie—And no; they cant make another one because its soul would be different
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Wen life is about to move you have to make I Rich
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Apr 27
why breed dogs with jaws large enough to tear through Flesh, when you could breed dogs with minds large enougj to tear through Fallacy.....
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Apr 23
Michigan is force feeding every Gramp in town with Golden Pours topped with Frosty White Suds. This is how it fucks us. Thread
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Apr 23
These frenzied codgers are jacking off—and they're jacking off Hard. They ask the nurses for head & pretend to be confused when they get mad
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Apr 23
They are not pooping on schedule. This must end
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Apr 17
me and the boys on the USS Abraham Lincoln eating boiled boot leather and sharing stories about the most Realistic Pussy we've ever seen
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Apr 14
weaponizing extreme misogyny by asking every girl in my contacts list if they are Wet Jeans Club or Dry Jeans Club
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Replying to @KingTunde_SZN
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Replying to @charizardavis
Supporting rational progress makes us gay?
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Apr 9
"My Hubby Is Perverse— Masturbator Does The Unspeakable"
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Apr 4
"Your posts are worse than Bieber" "Shirt look like a shop rite bag" "You have sold out the fans ." Every Accusation is a Confession. —DRIL
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Apr 3
when i become mayor your penis will not dissappear inside of your balls whenever you sit down . That will not happen anymore
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