no. 1 salesman 1997. bard emerging from fog

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we evolve. beyond the person we were a minute before. little by little, we advance a bit further with each turn. that's how a drill works!!!
explain ur username.
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I JUST WENT TO LIKE 11 DIFFERENT CONVENIENCE STORES AND 24 HOUR STORES AND THEY JUST LET ME PUT THE HAND IN THE CASH REGISTER ??? SAID THEIR MONEY WAS MINE ?????? THANK YOU KNICKS πŸ˜­πŸ’™πŸ§‘πŸ˜­πŸ’™πŸ§‘πŸ˜­πŸ’™πŸ§‘πŸ˜­πŸ’™πŸ§‘πŸ˜­πŸ’™πŸ§‘πŸ˜­πŸ’™πŸ˜­πŸ§‘πŸ˜­πŸ’™πŸ§‘πŸ˜­πŸ’™πŸ§‘πŸ˜­πŸ’™πŸ˜­πŸ§‘πŸ’™
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bro was on googe
do you guys like my meme πŸ‘€
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hypertext markup language is a beautiful name for a child
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i looooove vagueposting irl
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today i answered no fewer than thirteen personal questions with "something like that" or "that's what they tell me" or "something of that nature"
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they were like. perfectly normal and mundane questions too.
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Clark Devouring Himself #backrooms
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this is like reverse 9/11
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NEW YORK CITY, YOU LISTEN TO ME. IF YOUR NEAR A CONVENIENCE STORE RIGHT NOW, ANY KIND OF 24 HOUR STORE, GO INTO THE STORE RIGHT NOW, AND PUT YOUR HAND IN THE CASH REGISTER FOR NO REASON. THEIR MONEY IS YOUR MONEY, AS OF RIGHT NOW. (part 3)
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God bless the Peoples Liberation Knicks in their total destruction of the San Antonio SSpurs
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HISTORY.
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RAHHHHHHHHH
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spurs keep fouling.... i'm almost there.....
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knicks in five please it would be so funny. 1999 will have her revenge
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knicks in five. i believe. there is always hope
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could an AI do THIS?? [vomits in a large dumpster, my pocket square falling in, tears streaming from my face]
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birds ate my face
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ask me my top 5 anything but i'm not reposting the image because it's getting moldy

ALT Toby Fox Neo GIF

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Be vigilant. I love you.
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