Pumpkins are berries,
Pineapples are too,
Strawberries are not,
Enjoy your existential crisis.
Listen, it's a work in progress.
We've all heard the "roses are red, violets are blue" poem, but if you could change it to make it specific to someone in your field, what would you say? I will also accept what alternative treat you'd put in a chocolate box, puns, or what kind of huge stuffed creature you'd give.