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Steven Melford @drmelf

Doing my best to nurture a business, a garden, a family and now two cats!

Joined November 2011
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Professor Karol Sikora
@ProfKarolSikora
26 Sep 2020
It is nonsensical that young children are included in the rule of six, even babies. Large families are now essentially in isolation unable to see loved ones. It's not right. A family get together in the garden is not the same as an indoor rave.
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Steven Melford@drmelf
14 Jul 2019
Nerves shot.
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Steven Melford@drmelf
14 Apr 2019
Live Minecraft update: “I haven’t even got any rotting flesh to eat” “I’ll drop some dirt, you make a hoe, we can plant some beetroot” “Quick, kill that chicken”
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Burnley FC
@BurnleyOfficial
23 Feb 2019
GOAAAAAALLLLL!!!!!
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Steven Melford@drmelf
31 Dec 2018
Here’s something to brighten the New Year!
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Steven Melford@drmelf
27 Dec 2018
Has a law been passed requiring Chris Kamara to be on every Christmas show! #CrystalMaze #AllTogetherNow #michaelmcintyre
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Cold War Steve
@coldwarsteve
16 Dec 2018
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Steven Melford@drmelf
28 Sep 2018
Best headline. Ever.
The Guardian
@guardian
28 Sep 2018
Bez gets Happy Mondays disqualified from Bargain Hunt special trib.al/9mddgGA
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Steven Melford@drmelf
22 Sep 2018
Just hand fed a tiger. Burnley have won 4-0. Well done Saturday.
Steven Melford@drmelf
11 Sep 2018
From Burnley...
Lord's Cricket Ground
@HomeOfCricket
11 Sep 2018
564 Test wickets ✅ Congratulations on becoming the most successful fast bowler in Test history, @jimmy9! 👏👏👏
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Steven Melford@drmelf
11 Sep 2018
From Burnley....
ESPNcricinfo
@ESPNcricinfo
11 Sep 2018
James Anderson gets the record to seal the 4-1 series win for England! He goes past Glenn McGrath for the most Test wickets by a fast bowler es.pn/2Nfrrq4 #ENGvIND
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I think Mrs M may be on a mailing list...
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Hilarious... After 6 weeks of leaping out of bed shouting “what are we doing today?”, it’s now the first day of school and the kids are all lying in!
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I don’t know about you lot, but I’d like to see a version of The Trip where KP and Cookie travel countries sampling restaurants and doing impressions.
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Steven Melford@drmelf
25 Aug 2018
Mölkky. Like skittles but with a fresh tactical dimension! #thehundred
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Steven Melford@drmelf
23 Aug 2018
If anyone is interested in crazy dreams, can I recommend oysters followed by mussels in a Roquefort sauce.
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Steven Melford@drmelf
22 Aug 2018
I didn’t think it was possible to get this excited by butter... #iledere
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Steven Melford@drmelf
18 Aug 2018
Oral B have discontinued my 5-year old’s favourite toothpaste. Move to another option? Nope. She’s written a letter to the CEO demanding it be brought back.
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Currently re-evaluating my decision to take up golf in the future, in favour of surfing.
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Steven Melford@drmelf
30 Jul 2018
Good to see the new Foreign Secretary is picking up where the last one left off... 🤦‍♂️
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