Things most Americans agree on: Groceries cost too much. Tariffs suck and make no sense. Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks. The debt is a mess. The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good. Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained. Americans are exhausted. AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you. Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF. Canadians are super fucking cool. Mexicans are chill. Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies. Good neighbors are a blessing. Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea. We all question, are we alone in the universe? We all fuck up along the way. Epstein didn’t hang himself. The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day. The Cowboys suck. Go Birds! Things we’re told to fight about: Me. Laptop. Vaccines. Transgenders in sports. Pronouns. That’s the joke.

Jaren Jackson Jr. shared a message following the death of his friend and teammate, Brandon Clarke. (via @jarenjacksonjr)

In a small market, it is bigger than basketball. They are more than just our heroes, they are part of the community here in Memphis. In bigger cities, superstars can hideaway, but not here. BC embraced that and will always be a Memphian. It means more here than other places. Hate on Memphis from afar all you want, but you won’t find a more caring basketball family. 15 forever.

The same people who say the Pope should stay out of politics want to force prayer and the Ten Commandments in public schools

Never in the history of ever have the masked men demanding to see your papers been the good guys. They aren’t now either.

Trump didn’t even acknowledge MLK Day. No statement. No tribute. Nothing. That’s not a mistake. That’s the point.

"Donald Trump intends to use the United States military against American citizens who simply disagree with him." -Kamala Harris

Sad day when a Ford worker is held to a higher standard than the President of the United States.

George W had a dude huck a shoe at his head. He side stepped and continued speaking. Obama had protesters screaming out and interrupting a speech. When others asked for them to be removed, he said to let them stay, and spoke to their concerns. McCain had one of HIS supporters start to say cruel things about his opponent, and he stopped her to stick up for his opponent. Trump had a guy yell some stuff at him, so he flipped him off, and swore at him. I’ll never not miss the a president who acts presidential.

I’m old enough to remember when society was repulsed by Nazis and pedophiles

Half the damn country is without service and Verizon’s talking about “some customers” like this is a light drizzle, not a nationwide outage. If my phone can’t make a call, send a text, or load a map, then my bill better not be loading either. Issue refunds. Automatically.

The best to ever do it. Congratulations to @NdamukongSuh on being a 2026 inductee into the College Football Hall of Fame! #GBR | @NFFNetwork

This.

A president who has kinder words for Vladimir Putin than Rob Reiner does not deserve to lead the free world.

Listen to your child's pediatrician not RFK Jr.

If you stopped all vaccination, infectious diseases would skyrocket and autism rates wouldn't change

A baby who contracts HepB in the first year of life has a 90% chance of developing chronic HepB. A patient with chronic HepB has a 25% chance of cirrhosis, liver failure and liver cancer. We have no cure for HepB. For 30 years, we had a universal vaccine plan. Until today.

Lane Kiffin and Kim Mulkey coaching at the same university is actually insane. Neither one of them have a filter😭 LSU athletics is about to be a fucking hoot

I’m old enough to remember a time when if a man was openly sexually interested in 12 year old girls he could expect every man in his town to hunt him down like a werewolf instead of subscribing to his podcast