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David Rodriguez @drodsgotjokes

Owner/Booker/Standup at @thecomedyfort (also: Husband, Dad)

Joined July 2014
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David Rodriguez @drodsgotjokes
5 Feb 2019
Do u even lift others up, bro?
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Excited for a Kendrick / Elon Finals unless Trump can pull out a miracle comeback here
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Lady Gaga implies the existence of The Tramp Gaga
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This is the EXACT vibe of a new comic trying crowdwork at an open mic

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Damn if only there had been an even gooder guy with a gun
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These reporters are talking to Biden like you talk to your hammered friends about to drive home from the bar “Hey buddy are you sure you’re good??”
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Donated a lot of blood today to those little bibs at the dentist
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I don’t care who wins I just hope both Kendrick and Drake have a good time
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Sounds like cancer needs to hire Johnny Cochran
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*Me accidentally waking up at 6:56am before my 7:00am alarm* “Ok if I can fall asleep in one minute, I can sleep for 3 more minutes”
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Seeing a lot of jokes about Mitch McConnell on here and I’d just like to remind everyone to have some respect because he’s still a human being who is going to die soon hopefully
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Everything reminds me of her 😔😔😔
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David Rodriguez retweeted
zach reinert @zachreinert0
20 Jun 2023
George W Bush can paint but Bob Ross could never do 9/11
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Pharmacy Pro-Tip: When picking up a pain medication prescription for a family member and they ask if you have any questions, one question to NOT ask is “Can you supersize it for a dollar?”
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Can’t believe Brittney Griner is leaving the Russian prison and taking a paycut to return to the WNBA
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My absolute entire suggested Twitter feed is Olivia Wilde and I’m not sure what I have ever said or done to deserve this
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“Take my wives, please!” —Henny Brigham Youngman
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David Rodriguez retweeted
zach reinert @zachreinert0
27 Sep 2022
How about Dahm and Dahmer and it’s a comedy about two morons who drug and eat boys
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Netflix is optioning the rights to the Queens Funeral for “The Great British Wake Off”
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I don’t know who needs to hear this, so I’m gonna find that out and then message it to them directly
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Gonna sue my own business for unsafe work conditions 😎😎😎
The Comedy Fort @TheComedyFort
2 Aug 2022
Very DIY at the Fort @drodsgotjokes
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