Joined June 2012
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Farmers just say anything
Replying to @Kenyans
You will be our next President after Ruto. That family needs to Rule Kenya for the next 20 years. Your Dad has shown good leadership.
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According to chatgpt it's overfeeding
Experienced dads, mtoto akitematema maziwa na kulia the whole night what does it mean? Usiku sijalala during my shift 😂😂
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Last year a time like this i couldn't even go to the loo because i had a metallic rod in my thigh ...so i'd be scared of drinking water and have the urge to go pee
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Jun 11
You’re sick if you’re supporting Mexico over South Africa as an African
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mimi napata and i'm just tweeting normally without a tick
Jun 12
Dr Mbiti hakudanganya. You have to build your brand here. Unaeza Kua unapost tu , unapatana Na "Ukulima" ama "shamba shape up" quotes. But if you have a good brand, you will get positive feedback.
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Commentor; “iran fires ashot” US military security😂
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My 1200W Nutribullet died while blending ice for a cocktail
I broke my blender trying to make my own peanut butter . Sai mumama amejaa ngori tiambo
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Replying to @droid254
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Sport peoples wamejam sikuwa na ubaya
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Even Njerae would slap you
As a girl kama hujai andika jina ya boyfriend yako kwa pad ndio akue obsessed you have a long way😂😂😂
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One of the most iconic world cup is here with us and you should be watching that on crystal clear Samsung TV #BringTheGameHome #MoreWithSamsung #WhySamsungTV
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Foreign media wame push hizi ebola demos sana, hawakuangi this concerned about our shit unless there's an angle we're not seeing
Kenyans are rising up against the Ebola hoax, angry about Western intervention having seen what they have done in other African countries.
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Gotta give up to Eric Njiiru unlike the other guys that swear they like sports he actually traveled to the US for World Cup
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Wakulima
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Okay ladies, when did you know he was cheating?
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Ngoko is good though let's be honest
Stop calling women derogatory names like ngoko, goshodo, mdede, and the rest. Haibambi!
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Once you click getfaiba.com, easily fill in and submit the details then wait for a @FaibaMobile agent to come and complete your registration. Both ordinary simcards and eSim available! Changamka uone #GameLiveNaFaiba juu #MtandaoNiFaiba
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That world cup I used to do social media for a alcohol company... I'd be up editing graphics on photoshop in real time... Wah
Prime world cup days we had an octopus predicting games
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Game ni 90 lakini #GameLiveNaFaiba ndio form juu for the whole 2026 World Cup period, you can get yourself 600GB for only 3K and stream all the matches no matter the time or location! Which team are you routing for to win the trophy?
The 2026 World Cup Kicks Off Today with South Africa playing against Mexico. Mexico has won 3 of their last 5 matches while South Africa has lost all. Who are you routing for? No WiFi? Worry not, just Stream with Faiba! #GameLiveNaFaiba
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Where will you be watching the opening World Cup match from? #GameLiveNaFaiba
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