Bungle in the Jungle!

Joined April 2011
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What is Going on today @thingstodoberry
My old lady only made dinner for herself last night because I didn't do the dishes. I always got oodles of noodles on deck though. #lockout
Up down up down left right left right B A B A select start for two players. #thecode
Danger Raffe retweeted
16 Apr 2011
The dinosaur noises in Jurassic Park came from slowing down the sounds of elephants, geese and horses.
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I am glad that #keds aren't just made for kids. Fresh to death.
Can anyone help me beat this electric seaweed level on Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? #nintendo
#weneedacurefor stank breathe
You can tune a piano but you can't tune a fish.
I have the power! #masters of the universe
I hope that #elvis the pelvis didn't have a brother named Enis.
Fresh shave, hit all belt loops, socks match each other, didn't spill my coffee, made it to work on time. As close as I will come to #jimmer
#liespeopletell that's my girlfriend's eye liner. I should have taken it out of my gym bag. #smh
Mustaches conjure up a few feelings: creepy, manly, and sleazy. I like to think mine creates jealousy.
@EmperessDevine I used to look and feel like Doug Funny now I look and feel like Jon Arbuckle. #lasagna
Retweet if you know what racecar spelled backwards is. #riddle for #bob spelled backwards
Keeping up with the Andrettis is way harder than keeping up with the Joneses. #fast
I don't like digital newspapers. It is very hard to make a pirate hat out of an #ipad plus there is one less thing to do with my #sillyputty
Is there a name for the string that hangs off of your lip when you eat a #snickers #greatgooglymoogly
Tower of power to sweet to be sour funky like a monkey #ohyeah #macho #man