Unmanned Alcoholic Vehicle, keeping the world safe for...well...not really keeping it safe, per se. drunkpredatordrone@gmail.com
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16 Mar 2023
...bunch of borscht-gargling, up-jumped muzhiks think they can get away with using a goddamn Sukhoi to skunk-spray avgas at a robot who's got more confirmed kills than the NKVD...
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12 Feb 2023
[Meanwhile, at State Farm Stadium in Glendale, Ariz.)
"You're *absolutely sure* that *everyone* can read the 'Goodyear' on the side of my blimp, right? Absolutely *100%* certain? From far away?"
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12 Feb 2023
We need to call on an expert who has dealt with this before
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12 Feb 2023
guys, we have shot down our third UFO in as many days and the Super Bowl is starting soon, I feel like I have seen this goddamn movie
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Drunk Predator Drone retweeted
4 Feb 2023
We all know what needs to be done to take down the balloon
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4 Feb 2023
No. Stop this.
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4 Feb 2023
You guys remember when our own big dumb balloon got loose over Aberdeen Proving Ground and the Pennsylvania State Police had to take it down with a damn Mossberg? Those were the days, man.
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16 Mar 2022
Well, guess that takes me out of the running.
16 Mar 2022
Pres Biden announces US will send cutting-edge drones to Ukraine.
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4 Mar 2022
the Ghost of Kyiv is actually three Bayraktar drones in a trenchcoat
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26 Feb 2022
bruh shit's been wild
26 Feb 2022
been on a bender did i miss anyhting
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Drunk Predator Drone retweeted
LEEEEROOOYYYYYY JENKINS
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25 Feb 2022
TIRED: "Come and take them!"
WIRED: "Retreat, hell! We just got here."
INSPIRED: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."
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18 Feb 2021
all right Mars robot toting a Mars drone, l e t ' s d o t h i s
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16 Feb 2021
16 Feb 2021
Friend sends along: "Just read an amazing account of a 13th-Century siege. The attackers killed the duke's son, knocking him from the battlements with a peasant's severed head fired from a trebuchet, the first recorded instance of a serf-face-to-heir missile."
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7 Feb 2021
Hey, what was the music backing that creepy Vince Lombardi hologram? I'm pretty sure that was the Pearl Harbor theme. Kinda weird to mix that with a bomber flyover, but nobody asked me
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