Intelligent rubber duck. Web guy. Also founder of @Cornershop and creator of @PlayBaconWars and @PretentiousDish, way back when.
Joined February 2008
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16 Sep 2022
Last night I saw @rodgab (for the eighth time!) and they played a new song called "Dublin" which I caught on video βΒ check it out at youtube.com/watch?v=D8tkBCMkβ¦
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31 Dec 2024
Thanks for canceling our flight home today and not offering anything else until tomorrow, @united ! Great job! That $75 travel credit you offered as an apology is totally gonna make up for it.
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30 Nov 2024
'TIS THE SEASON! γ½οΈ
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Monday night's rematch between @IowaWBB & @LSUwbkb scores as the MOST-WATCHED WOMEN'S COLLEGE BASKETBALL GAME ON RECORD π€―
π 12.3M viewers
π Most-watched college basketball game EVER on ESPN platforms
More details to come...
#NCAAWBB | #MarchMadness
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22 Mar 2024
Just an unbelievable, LeBron-esque chase down block by Samfordβs AJ Staton-McCray. Did not like the foul call here, this appeared to be all ball.
#NCAAMarchMadness
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30 Nov 2023
YES
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11 Sep 2023
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1 Aug 2023
The IRS pulled in $3.18 for each dollar spent auditing the top 1%, and $6.29 for the top 0.1%.
Thereβs one reason and one reason only the GOP wants to defund the IRS: to protect their wealthy mega-donors.
All in all, the GOPβs IRS cuts will cost $40 billion in lost revenue.
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1 Aug 2023
official republican party position in arkansas and other states is that the children yearn for the mines
1 Aug 2023
Starting today, young children no longer need work permits to get a job in Arkansas. arktimes.com/arkansas-blog/2β¦
Community note
Permits are no longer required in Arkansas, but all state and federal laws remain in effect. The minimum working age is still 14. Enhanced penalties for child labor law violations were set by Act 687 of 2023.
The photo is from Gov. Huckabee signing an education bill.
labor.arkansas.gov/labor/labor-stβ¦
arkleg.state.ar.us/Bills/Detail?iβ¦
ualrpublicradio.org/local-regionalβ¦
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13 Jun 2023
Hey @10xGenomics I heard a rumor that your new marketing tagline is "Innovation through litigation." Can you confirm or deny?
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28 May 2023
Imagine how corrupt you have to be as a Republican Attorney General to get impeached by a Republican legislature in TEXAS
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6 Apr 2023
Final-ish measurements after six-week fitness program: Lost ~16 lbs and body fat down ~6 percentage points. w00t
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24 Mar 2023
How To Explain Drag To Your Children As They Hide During Active Shooter Drills
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22 Mar 2023
Cheers to the woman at the ER with the brain bleed who, after being told she was being airlifted to a better equipped hospital, told the doctor 'I'm not getting no $100k bill for a helicopter, I'll drive myself or let me die.'
Take a bow, US healthcare.
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23 Mar 2023
Six-week fitness program update, just past the halfway mark: I'm down ~10-12 lbs and 4-5 points body fat %, which means I've *already* hit the goals for the six weeks. Still a long way to where I ultimately should be, though.
I miss oat milk creamer in my chai every morning.
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21 Mar 2023
Went to the coast last night to try experimenting with long exposures with my new @NikonUSA Z5... still learning but got this gem at least.
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19 Mar 2023
Luckily this is entirely offset by all the college basketball players who do not receive any salaries to play in a basketball tournament which generates tens of billions of dollars
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12 Mar 2023
FINAL: Iowa State 61, Texas 51
For the first time since 2001, Iowa State has won the Big 12 women's basketball Tournament.
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9 Mar 2023
.@Tejava_Tea This may sound crazy, but yesterday a 1 liter bottle of your superb tea fell off the top of my fridge, annihilated my iPhone on the counter, then crashed to my kitchen floor β yet did not break.
You could say the cost of my getting a new phone will be... steep. π
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