Who wants to be a millionaire with me? Bookmark this tweet and let's come back to it in <5 years time.🥂

They say the spelling of day is D-A-Y but I disagree. Cause my day isn’t complete without U. (U playing MerjUp btw) 🙂‍↔️ merjup.com

Guys, we got in! 🫨

merjup.com There can only be one Merj’iah, will you be the number one on the leaderboard?

@danielenitan_ Reached out to me that he needed to swap his iPhone 11 256gb to UK iPhone 13 256gb. I came through then delivered this beauty 😍. Store pick up completed without any issue. Thank you for using us to upgrade your device @danielenitan_ 🙏🏿 Send a DM to get yours..

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zentra is a p2p gaming platform im developing, where you can play basic nigerian turn-based games to win money! it's currently under development, but you can join the beta program to become an early tester.✨ also, for some reason twitter blacklisted this url so here is an ss

Saw a feminist saying she won't get her PVC cos she can't vote for a man. Quite foolish btw. There's a female contestant from NDP, but she'd rather broadcast her dimwitted opinions than make a simple research.

what does it actually do? 🧵 a customer emails saying they can’t log in. old way → ticket created → assigned to tier 1 → they check the account → escalate if needed → customer follows up 3 hours later still locked out with lingu → ticket comes in → lingu reads it, pulls up the account, sees the 2fa misconfiguration, resets it, sends the recovery link → resolved in 11 seconds. 0 humans involved. that’s not a demo. that’s what it does. and it works across email, whatsapp, and your support inbox; wherever your customers are reaching you. that’s @uselingu.

i’ve been heads down building @uselingu — and i think it’s the most important thing i’ve shipped. most “ai support” tools just move tickets around faster. lingu actually resolves them. reads the ticket → checks your systems → takes action → closes the loop. no human in the middle. under 30 seconds. if you run a business where support is a bottleneck, i want you to try it. early access is open → uselingu.app

Of course, we added a free laptop stand to the purchase 😊

Dell 5400 8/256gb Core i5 delivered successful to a customer In Abeokuta The best selling budgetable laptop to purchase.. Send a DM to get yours...

MTN has suddenly become shitty.

Pelo menos o meu país vai jogar na Copa do Mundo, ao contrário da Nigéria.

Unrelated, but when I made my first million, I took up to 5 screenshots of my account balance. 😂😂

"We didn't back nonsense"

Go Subify! 🔥🔥🔥😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😆📣📣📣👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 Lets gooooo! If you’re still paying full subscriptions all by yourself monthly! Then you be going broke o. Why not share on subify? So you’ll have some change left for the rest of the month?

“Christianity Began To Deteriorate In Nigeria The Moment Some Christian Preachers Including Some Catholic Priests Started Telling People, Especially Those Who Were Suffering, That Believing In Christ Would Automatically Bring Breakthroughs, Miracles, And An End To Their Sufferings.” ~ Bishop Godfrey I. Onah

We launched @UseSubify Subify publicly 6 months ago. We just crossed 1,000 active users and went live on Google Play Store. Here’s the honest story of what we found, what we built, and where we’re going 🧵 The problem: Premium digital tools are expensive in Nigeria not because people can’t afford them, but because the pricing was never built for our market. A $20/month tool becomes a serious budget decision when the exchange rate is working against you. But people were already solving this informally. WhatsApp groups. Shared passwords. Friends splitting costs. Colleagues chipping in. The behaviour existed. The infrastructure didn’t. So we built Subify. A platform where you can join verified subscription groups, split costs fairly, and access premium tools at a fraction of the price. No chasing payments. No drama. Just access. 1,000 registered users in under 6 months. Started from WhatsApp. Moved to web. Now on Google Play. Creators are building their own groups on the platform. The flywheel is starting to spin. What this milestone means to me: It means the problem was real. It means the market was ready. It means Africa doesn’t need to be priced out of the digital economy. We’re just getting started. Creator onboarding. Payment infrastructure. The default subscription layer for African digital access. If you’ve been waiting to try it now’s the time 👇 usesubify.com | Google Play: play.google.com/store/apps/d…

Happy to announce that we’ve crossed 1k users in Subify in less than six months of our public launch. The journey is far yet fulfilling. To the next milestone ✨🚀