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Code: LOVIN for 20% off an annual membership to @dailyburj dailyburj.com/membership
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ALT Get To Work GIF

16 Mar 2023
Dubai Man Plans A Date With Another Woman Whilst Currently On A Date dailyburj.com/dubai-man-plan…
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ALT That Makes Sense Hubie Dubois GIF

16 Mar 2023
UAE Wait To Start Cloud Seeding Until You’ve Just Washed Your Car dailyburj.com/uae-wait-to-st…
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ALT Celebrate Yahoo GIF

14 Mar 2023
Residents Celebrate After Dubai Bling Receives Zero Oscar Nominations dailyburj.com/residents-cele…
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Still all in on Mayweather 🍿
11 Mar 2023
To Make Things Fair Floyd Mayweather Has Volunteered To Fight Money Kicks On His Knees dailyburj.com/to-make-things…
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Not in the true spirit.
11 Mar 2023
Companies Start To Raise Prices So They Can Lower Them Again Right Before Ramadan dailyburj.com/companies-star…
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In KSA you play until @Cristiano’s team wins
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Sound advice from me.
CONFIRMED: It’s Still A Bad Idea To Have A BBQ On Your Balcony dailyburj.com/confirmed-its-…
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Ouch. Not surprised though.
Police Raid Lovin Dubai Studio During Live Stream On Suspicion Of Arson dailyburj.com/police-raid-lo…
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Well the jury’s in. Give the people why they want.
Replying to @dubaiproblems_
I had a banging article read too. Should I still post it?
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Damn. Someone hacked Lovin website 😅
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I had a banging article read too. Should I still post it?
84% Yeah
16% Nah
80 votes • Final results
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Guys this was not me!
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My landlord watching me sign the cheques for another year
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Dubai Problems retweeted
10 Questions ChatGPT Won’t Answer About The UAE dailyburj.com/10-questions-c…

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You should see the ones we have on land.
You just wonder how many terrifying creatures we have in our oceans...
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The most accurate thing I’ve written. Possibly
What Where You Live Says About You dailyburj.com/what-where-you…
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Dubai Problems retweeted
This is what happens when you order lemon mint sheesha with a shandy - rather than the usual double apple and a pint of Stella … 🤣 @dubaiproblems_
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How often do you get a new iPhone?
6% Every year
22% Every 2 years
46% Every 3 years
25% iPhones suck 🍑
261 votes • Final results
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Still on iPhone 12. Thinking 14 pro. But 15 might be around the corner.
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