prithee be careful
Joined February 2011
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Dudes do a high dose of mushrooms one time and be like “yeah since my ego death I’m just kind of better than everyone around me”
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This will go down as one of the biggest scams in history
Jun 12
SpaceX just went public. Elon Musk is using your retirement savings to become the world’s first trillionaire.
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Jun 12
This should not be possible. We have failed as a society.
Jun 12
BREAKING: Elon Musk has become the first trillionaire in history.
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Jun 11
pretty shitty how baseline human activities like singing, dancing and making art got turned into skills instead of being seen as behaviors
so now it's like 'the point of doing them is to get good at them' and not 'this is a thing humans do, the way birds sing and bees make hives.
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I'm ngl aside from my good old lifetime designated male friendgroup i don't particularly enjoy being around other men
Jun 11
how am I gay for wanting to be around women more than men
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Jun 11
Still amazed we haven’t figured out a more dignified way to handle workplace rest rooms that don’t include men loudly shitting besides each other while being able to see each other’s shoes.
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Jun 11
A lot of humans don’t realize that they thrive off of projecting bc they’re not self aware or honest enough with themselves to reflect on the roots of their shame and insecurities … in-fact they just meet others that share the same insecurities and further perpetuate them.
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Jun 11
racism is a sign of low intelligence
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Jun 10
"Killing people is bad"
"Wow, virtue signal much? What a lib lol"
The internet enabled every dumb motherfucker to just stay 14 years old forever. What do you even say to this? Yeah, your values are bad, fuck off.
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Jun 10
happy 9 years to a classic
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yall mfs too negative!!! i’m positivemaxxing 30 days straight!!!
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stop using those 4chan words and you'll instantly feel a bit more human
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Jun 10
The same people who said masks were "literally 1984" think this is fine.
Jun 10
🚨 BREAKING: Palantir has received a contract from the Trump Administration to accumulate and centralize data on Americans.
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I went from “hating work” to “despising work and the hell that is capitalism” all before reaching 30, so
ladies in their 30s: has anybody else gone from their “super ambitious climb the corporate ladder” straight into not wanting to work at all?
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Jun 11
EVERYONE WANTS TO BE UNIQUE, BUT NOBODY WANTS TO BE ALONE, SO THEY PERFORM UNIQUENESS WITHIN THE BOUNDARIES OF COLLECTIVE APPROVAL.
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Jun 10
we live in age of great moral panics about things that don’t matter and zero moral outrage over some of the most egregious societal sins we’ve ever seen
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Jun 9
The actual saddest thing about getting older and having all of your friend circle coupled up is that they will deadass tell me that 8pm is too late to hang out on a weekday
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