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Valerie Deutsch @duethyz

I have unfortunate initials.

Joined August 2010
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Valerie Deutsch@duethyz
1 Mar 2016
I think one top 3 skill of mine is tricking dental hygienists into thinking I floss every day. Well that and rubik's cubes
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White Sox on CHSN
@CHSN_WhiteSox
13 Aug 2021
They should make a movie about this game.
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Mamph@mamph20
20 Feb 2020
Mike Bloomberg has a celebrity doppelgänger and it is Bathilda Bagshot’s corpse with a snake inside it
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It’s 2020 and this is still a real/important part of my day-to-day @WestWingWeekly
Valerie Deutsch@duethyz
23 Sep 2017
TG Netflix and I have an understanding to skip the "previously on the west wing" when it's 4am and the 3rd time I've watched Noel this week
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!!!!!!! I feel vindicated @beccadeutsch
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Becca Deutsch@beccadsarran
29 Oct 2018
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BuzzFeed News
@BuzzFeedNews
29 Oct 2018
A doctor who died in the Pittsburgh synagogue shooting helped save AIDS patients in the 1980s. Dr. Jerry Rabinowitz was known as the physician who "kept us alive the longest," one of his former patients said buzzfeednews.com/article/bri…
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Guy sitting next to me at the baseball game goes “Yankees don’t have any hits!” approx 15 seconds before the Yankees got a hit and THAT is why we don’t sit next to strangers
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One of my top 3 favorite non-event happenings of yesterday was when @OldManBikshorn told @beccadeutsch and me about his job and work friend
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Another one is experiencing @HilaryCassman not have a single clue of how to hold another human’s hand, arms either havdalah-crossed or not
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A look back in time: x.com/Sarah3R/status/7142361…

Sarah R@Sarah3R
27 Mar 2016
"Guys... Remember when I went to the wrong apartment?" -@nattylite123 😂😂 @duethyz @jordan_blake14
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Lauren Duca
@laurenduca
6 Mar 2018
My body woke me up at two hours early, because I clearly needed extra time to worry about everything
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Every Harry Potter is on HBOgo happy 2018
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Jordan Adams@jordan_blake14
21 Oct 2017
I'm my best self when I'm with @duethyz @Sarah3R @Nat #crewunion
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"Dude, it bounced" @beccadeutsch @hannahedeutsch x.com/nbcschicago/status/918…

Chicago Sports Network
@CHSN__
12 Oct 2017
When an opportunity presents itself... #OTD in 2005, AJ Pierzynski and the @WhiteSox took advantage of one to win Game 2 of the ALCS. #TBT
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TG Netflix and I have an understanding to skip the "previously on the west wing" when it's 4am and the 3rd time I've watched Noel this week
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Becca Deutsch@beccadsarran
6 Sep 2017
Replying to @jonlovett
@jonlovett @jonfavs @TVietor08 how do some Chicago girls get merch for the tour? Can't find shirts anywhere! #threesistersandfriendsofthepod
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Sarah R@Sarah3R
15 Apr 2017
I don't consider it drinking alone as long as I'm texting @duethyz and @jordan_blake14
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I Was Busy Playing an Old iPhone Game that Was Popular 5 Years Ago and that I Forgot Existed so I Was Late for Work: A Memoir
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**IMPORTANT** This is still true x.com/duethyz/status/7047286…

Valerie Deutsch@duethyz
1 Mar 2016
I think one top 3 skill of mine is tricking dental hygienists into thinking I floss every day. Well that and rubik's cubes
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Similar game plan x.com/mamph20/status/8224847…
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Melanie Walsh
@mellymeldubs
9 Nov 2016
Education is really fucking important. I'm not afraid of sounding "elitist" anymore. We need to find a way to better educate all Americans.
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