Watch me Shrimp @NateHillTV tonight on @MaxPainMonday at @HCLPokerShow Got a surprise for @NickVertucciNV too

I SHALL NOW BE KNOWN AS THE CRUSHstacean!! Congrats to Naughty33W who came up with a better nickname than @NickVertucciNV's "Rumple Shrimpskin". He'll be snagging that $100 prize. Runner's up were: Daniel Allen - Shawshrimp Redemption Don Birnam - Shrimplock Holmes Elton Long - ​The Real Shrimp Shady Jim OB - ​Shrimpy McShrimpface Guru Mack - Pocket Shrimps DrewF - Shrimp Biscuit Runners up were so good that I'll throw in a $25 prize for each of you too. DM me or @HCLPokerShow moderator @MezzoDana to get your prize. And catch me on @MaxPainMonday tonight to see the CRUSHstacean in action as I target my homie @DGAFPokerPlayer !!

Learned this move from @DGAFPokerPlayer

Shrimped @wolfgangpoker for $2,800 youtube.com/shorts/oh0MEIwbD…

This cast is a bunch of SHRIMP @HCLPokerShow @MaxPainMonday @DGAFPokerPlayer @NickVertucciNV @wei2poker @crazydrewpoker

“You emasculated me on camera” —@DGAFPokerPlayer says after he is bluffed off pocket JJ in $2k poker hand during @MaxPainMonday on @HCLPokerShow. Watch them face off in a rematch this Monday.

Makin’ waves and gettin’ paid, watch out @DGAFPokerPlayer and @NickVertucciNV… you’re in my sights to get Shrimped this Monday on @HCLPokerShow @MaxPainMonday

Check out my epic slow roll in $6k poker hand against Crazy Drew @MaxPainMonday @HCLPokerShow @NickVertucciNV @DGAFPokerPlayer @TheRyanFeldman

Was just pitched for funding by founders building an "AI-powered decentralized marketplace disrupting the nation's food supply". It's a meal kit. Just say you're selling f%*king meal kits.

99% of startup investments initiate from a warm intro. But my truth: I raised my first $1M, and got accepted to #YCombinator, by scraping @AngelList and using Mechanical Turk to write 300 personalized cold-outreach emails. Pls forgive me @naval 🙏

.@ycombinator just fast-tracked a dozen AI companies into their next funding batch. They announced application process on Friday July 14, applications were do that following Tuesday, and funds were wired that week. AI is moving so fast that the VC market is frantic to keep up.

Thought @Twitter was stupid when I discovered it in 2007, knew it wouldn’t catch on. The signup form said "If you have a cell and can txt, you’ll never be bored again", I wrote "Duh" & hit enter. Found my login on old laptop. Guess I was wrong about Twitter. Sweet username tho.