IT janitor and part-time dumpster firefighter. Greybeard. Amateur Chef. Warlock. Cubbie. Cuber. Pierced. Geek.
Joined November 2009
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24 Oct 2022
According to the transitive property of mathematics, having gone 6-0 against the Phillies this season, the Cubs are National League champs.
Just saying.
Aaron retweeted
30 Sep 2022
To the best fans in baseball,
You make Wrigley Field the Friendly Confines.
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28 Sep 2022
There are worse ways to spend 30 minutes than listening to Reign in Blood.
Aaron retweeted
21 Jun 2022
The year is 2056.
The Cubs are in last place late in August.
Jason Heyward, now 67 years old, steps up to the plate as RF for the Chicago Cubs, after signing a lifetime contract following the 2022 season. He's hitting .000 on the year, but he hasn't missed a game.
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Aaron retweeted
28 Apr 2022
If we could all wake up with the positive energy of Seiya Suzuki, it's gonna be a good day.
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7 Dec 2021
AWS shitting the bed is making this a lovely workday, but at least the resulting memes are on point.
Aaron retweeted
30 Nov 2021
i wonder if jed knows there are no cyber monday deals on players today
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12 Nov 2021
If you push untested changes to a production environment on a Friday afternoon, I will burn your house down.
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11 Nov 2021
#AskNASA are astronauts given sleep aids to help them sleep in orbit? I know I'd be way too excited to fall asleep!
4 Oct 2021
Facebook HQ right now:
It's not DNS.
There's no way it's DNS.
It was DNS.
9 Aug 2021
Things you don't want to hear ahead of you in the drive thru: "I have fourteen separate orders."
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22 Jul 2021
Look at that! I've got a couple of brain cells and avoided an obvious scam!
13 Jul 2021
it is definitely a Slayer/Mudvayne/Cannibal Corpse/Meshuggah kind of morning.
6 Jul 2021
The Litany Against Fear is cool and all, but there needs to be a Litany Against Crippling Anxiety too...
14 Jun 2021
"i didn't want to bother you" is not a legit excuse for waiting several months to report a major bug.