official dunph this is , i only like the yolk in an egg , i dont do tea or coffee , no wine , gail and david platt impersonator . crocodile dunphy ,

Joined January 2011
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Everyone finding out what Palace is like this morning .. me most weeks - botsville
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Looks cool that stadium for Belgium Egypt game 😎
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I'm convinced this guy is the Michael Jordan of table tennis
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That’s utter pish not an inferiority complex at all it’s our neighbours and goes back hundreds of years the rivalry and fact we get treated like pish from them. Yet ye say they don’t give a fuck about us if we got independence they’d be fucked we bring in the most money in uk.
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HOLE IN ONE! ⛳️
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Genius! 😂
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Them 3 pricks sat round raya looked all show to me .. fuck off let the keeper feel where the balls going .. You probably cost Arsenal I think
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May 30
Fucking 4 passes 🤣🤣 FOUR 🤣🤣 Yeah shite that Bruno
Bukayo Saka completed just FOUR passes in the entire match against PSG. 🤯
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May 30
Your either not English or you support Exeter or Sommat
This is obsession of everyone in the the UK wanting PSG to win tonight is peculiar. Being English, you want the English teams to do well?
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May 30
One of these is going the World Cup
Where was this when it actually matters Noni ? 😂✌️
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Kier Starmer and Jeremy Corbyn You deserved it
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May 30
Was Madueke still on the pitch ? Pussy And he’s in the plane over Foden and Palmer 🤣🤣 Fair play man 🇩🇪
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The locals bang alpacas
May 30
Do you know how pathetic you have to be to be an Arsenal fan in Ipswich. Hope the cunts get filled in . Support your local or fuck off
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Expected nothing less from you
Come on Arsenal!
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May 30
The biggest shit house cheat wanker Centre half in the premier league put it over the bar … Not the best chant but well deserved xx
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May 30
A Centre half dib dabbing is a bad sign , Walk .. Run.. Hit it .. Else if you miss your a twat .. Bruno would of though 🤷
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Anthony Gordon after doing 7 kick ups at his Barca unveiling in the July sun.
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Palace and west ham winning in Europe and you think footballs in a good place ? It’s fucked
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May 27
Might be my fave photo ever ,
Just @10Ronaldinho holding a signed @HarryMaguire93 shirt.
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May 27
Antony Gordon SEVENTY MILLION POUNDS : Jesus Christ .
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