the snack that smiles back 😘 • she/her • staff eng • come for the jokes, stay for the insights
Joined February 2009
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23 Feb 2021
hello new followers! hope you like jokes injected into your feed since twitter is a narc re: likes 🙃 I typically tweet about whatever I want (current events, memes, tech commentary). occasionally I have bright things to say, but it’s a panoramic and ya girl’s brain is mush
ALT a person is holding groceries with both hands. they have a shocked expression. the caption reads, “who are you people?!”
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duretti (🗣 dret-tea) hirpa ✨ retweeted
30 Mar 2023
I don’t care how many times an application crashes, I am not “sending a report” fucking snitch behavior
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24 Mar 2023
oh bitch the stories that will be told x.com/VICE/status/1639276358…
That blanket NDA you signed years ago to get severance? It's void now, according to the National Labor Relations Board.
trib.al/scWpBsH
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23 Mar 2023
my fren @charlie_hess has been working on a video game (for literal years) and look at how good it is !!!! x.com/gameminmax/status/1638…
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8 Mar 2023
don't let anyone tell you shitposting doesn't work x.com/twesq/status/163095040…
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6 Mar 2023
still asking for help and it's still working x.com/airHQ/status/163282699…
help! I'm an engineering manager!
episode 3
starring:
@duretti
from
@airhq
and
@kamilah
from
@gustohq
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14 Feb 2023
my Valentine's Day present to you is this really lovely friend date with @mwushortt, who's helping me along in this ✨ journey as an EM at @airhq ✨
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10 Feb 2023
literal live footage from the airhq on-call channel lmao x.com/airHQ/status/162410178…
social media manager engineering team
x.com/majeliskucing/status/1…
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6 Feb 2023
some personal news: i'm an eng manager at @airHQ can u believe? i don't know what i'm doing but i'm gonna find out (with a little help from some frens)
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duretti (🗣 dret-tea) hirpa ✨ retweeted
3 Feb 2023
Another blog post I've been sitting on for a while. A question I get asked often is how managers actually evaluate engineers. That's a long answer. But we can at least talk abut some expectations that engineers often overlook.
marcorogers.com/blog/advice-…
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6 Jan 2023
chaos (I pronounced it chay-hos for the longest time) x.com/baileymeyers/status/16…
5 Jan 2023
hey kids who learned their vocab from reading, what word that you mispronounced still haunts you
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duretti (🗣 dret-tea) hirpa ✨ retweeted
8 Dec 2022
When I was your age, we had to write the code ourselves
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10 Nov 2022
we interrupt the slow moving demise of twitter to share more about the place I sell my labor to! check us out, pls 🥺👉🏾👈🏾
producthunt.com/posts/air-fo…
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4 Nov 2022
thanks to twitter I have a journal of the best part of my life so far, where I came of age and into myself. much appreciated from this inconsistent journaler
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4 Nov 2022
man, so many hugs for the people at twitter, today has been such a hard day for many, and this just feels cruel in comparison x.com/hshaban/status/1588347…
4 Nov 2022
“At Twitter’s offices, employees said tearful goodbyes, exchanged contact info and tried to make their documentation easily accessible for the staff who were to remain
They wanted to ensure their colleagues could keep the site running in their absence” washingtonpost.com/technolog…
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24 Oct 2022
I only had a handful of interactions with Tia, each one of them positive. from the stories being shared, that’s the kind of person she was: a darling full of light. sending a wish for peace and healing to her loved ones as they grieve. truly gone too soon. x.com/nickcald/status/158456…
24 Oct 2022
My wife and soulmate, Tia Caldwell, passed away suddenly Saturday the 15th of October. She was only 39 years old yet lived a full, beautiful, and accomplished life overflowing with love. Services will be held this weekend in Sacramento, rsvps will go out today.
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20 Oct 2022
so jealous of people who tweet regularly, like how do you have so many thoughts? it’s like… past empty over here
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