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Dustaveians retweeted
Epstein files ass condiments.
this looks like the CIA cafeteria
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People keep saying we’re in Idiocracy but President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho at his core wanted what was best for his people and when evidence presented itself he listened to experts to solve the problem. By all accounts a better leader than this.
This morning at the White House...
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Dustaveians retweeted
am i sure the death star is going down? look at my quant. look at him! you notice anything different about him? look at his eyes. i’ll give you a hint—his name’s a fucking number!! he doesn’t even speak english—it’s all beep-boop shit!! yeah, i’m sure.
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Red is the low trust button usually pressed by people who complain about s low trust society.
Replying to @pterodaustro
anyway when i first saw this i felt the need to reread the original tweet over and over because i thought i had to be missing something. red is the asshole button
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Dustaveians retweeted
anyway when i first saw this i felt the need to reread the original tweet over and over because i thought i had to be missing something. red is the asshole button
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Everyone was asking would ICE kill Jesus but apparently we should have been asking would Jesus kill for ICE.
"The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez." propublica.org/article/alex-…
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Reverse the roles to uncover your own hypocrisy. Not a good shoot at all
Here’s where I am. If six random people jumped him and executed him because he had a gun, they’d be murderers. The feds do it and I’m supposed to call them heroes? Miss me with that shit. They’re murderers too.
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Dustaveians retweeted
"Don't tread on me" implies that treading on other people is perfectly fine with you, sure So we improved it, ensuring we won't get confused for bootlicking poser Redcoat wannabes
"Don't tread on me" implies that you're minding your own business, not obstructing police business that has nothing to do with you.
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Dustaveians retweeted
Jan 24
We needed to elect Trump President so he can stop the civil unrest that only occurs when Trump is President.
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I voted for him in 2016. He lost my trust not long after that with his inane ways and policies. You are allowed to change your mind.
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I watch alot of movies and I always try to find the connection between the last one I watched and the one I am watching now. Besides actors if I can. This time it was they both made a dollars to doll-hairs joke. Sometimes its the little things.
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Dustaveians retweeted
Replying to @JeninYounesEsq
My theory is that they’re engaged in a deliberate strategy to miseducate the public about the Constitution and the laws to soften resistance as they gradually escalate their abuses of power.
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16 Jul 2025
Only wanted to make enough meatballs for 2-3 subs. Ended up making 35 medium sized meatballs. Still wondering how I grabbed that much meat but oh well. Meatballs for days.
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Dustaveians retweeted
This is what he wanted all along.
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20 Mar 2025
“Let me get this straight, you can buy a burrito on an interest-free instalment plan?” “That’s right, and we’re not even based in the Chipotle store.” “So, you finance this by packaging the burrito instalment loans into Burrito CDO A, which has part of Burrito CDO B and both get put into Burrito CDO C?” “Yeah. The original loans are backed by burritos. Chicke. Pork. Carne Asada. Whatever. But Burrito CDO C is a synthetic Burrito CDO. A CDO of Burrito CDOs.” “Ok, let’s say we have an underlying pool of $10,000 in burritos. How much money could be out there betting on instalment loans and your synthetic burrito CDOs?” “Probably $100,000,000.” “C’mon! How much bigger is the market for burrito instalment loans than actual edible real-life cheesy burritos?” “At least 100x.” “That is fucking crazy.” “No, it’s awesome.”
DoorDash, $DASH, and Klarna have signed a deal where customers can choose to pay for food deliveries in interest-free installments
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Dustaveians retweeted
Does that mean reMIRVing our SLBM/ICBMs, reintroducing more NSNW/battlefield weapons of varying yield, an immense expansion in BMD/GMD, more SSBNs,? I don't know, it's probably a mix of all of these in varying capacities. But we can't afford inaction.
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Dustaveians retweeted
Replying to @AnimarchyYT
I want everyone who spent the last 7 years telling me that Jack Posobeic wasn't a nazi to kneel down and lick my fucking boots. He wasn't hiding this. He just switched to optics mode for a long time. And it's not just him either. It's the whole right influencer space.
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28 Oct 2023
ASS TO ASS
Nighttime Ukrainian AHS Krab meeting
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