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Vincent @dvb_eck

not a white guy

Joined April 2026
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What are my dreams trying to tell me when I dreamt of trying to jerk off in a hardware store?
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Why does no one believe I’m black
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As a kid, I ate sea urchins that a random Frenchman in France dived up from the sea when we were there on holiday.
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The no-curtain culture in the Netherlands is a real thing. I'm walking my dog at 10 PM. People are watching TV, and I can see exactly what they're watching. Every so often I accidentally exchange glances with someone sitting on their couch staring at me like 🫥
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A month ago, my wife mentioned that a male colleague was trying to hit on her. So I went to his house and fucked him in the ass. I called it consensual non-consent. Now they can only be gay besties at best.
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When my wife and I were still dating, she sometimes asked whether I wanted to see her with eyeliner or eyeshadow. I often asked for no makeup at all, because she’s pretty like that. Lowkey also because I hoped I’d have a higher chance of being allowed to bust my nut on her face.
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For such an intelligent dog breed my dog sure loves running after a ball for no reason at all
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Squatting so deep a Chinese lady tickled my butt
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Many of my posts start with the word “I” like I’m a narcissist who only talks about himself. I’m sorry for that. How are YOU doing?
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Maturing is realizing that most people just say stuff out of ego, not because they’re actually expecting a response.
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I like to cut my chicken into large chunks, then boil it in water and cut it up into smaller pieces with a pair of scissors while it’s boiling. It’s the best way to make sure you’re using a manly amount of kitchen utensils.
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When they say The Netherlands is being flooded with immigrants, this is what they mean btw
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I decided to go for a walk on my flip flops but it turns out to be slightly too cold for it and now I just look like a bum
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McDonald‘s has never given me the shits. Almost every food does, but not McDonald’s.
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I would feel emasculated if I couldn’t even physically wrap my arms around a chick on account of her circumference.
Women Being Awful
@WomenBeingAwful
Jun 12
Imagine being this desperate
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I find it disturbing that there are women who literally won’t leave the house without a full face of makeup. It’s not even about concealing ugliness because many are straight up natural beauties. It’s a Big Makeup psy op that makes them believe they need it.
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@dvb_eck
Jun 13
I shouldn’t have left it up there last night. No matter how well I know it was floating around there, its shadow spooked me when I went to take a piss in the dark.
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Vincent
@dvb_eck
Jun 12
Being a high functioning alcoholic is aristocratic
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Vincent
@dvb_eck
Jun 12
I love it when the alcohol buzz peaks right when you arrive at work
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@dvb_eck
Jun 12
I can’t be the only one who lowkey likes the way my own socks stink
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