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I’m convinced when there’s storms in the area, airlines simply run an algorithm that determines if they save money by canceling flights and forcing everyone to fill up flights the next day… if >0 they pull the trigger.
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And my dog eats two raw steaks behind my back while I’m grilling.
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"Sell in May and go away" is coming right up
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Nice writeup on $USAR today from @mfwarder: open.substack.com/pub/therar…

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These pink boxes are my targets over the next week or so:
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New low here on Q's - do or die time:
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Is this the guy that sent Trump a present? 🤣
IRGC’s Ali Akbar Ahmadian: “For years, we've been awaiting the Americans' entry into the designated points, and for over two decades, we've been training with the #asymmetric_warfare strategy for this very moment. Now, we have just one message for the American soldiers: Come closer.”
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Finally approaching first downside target on $SPY $SPX… I guess weekend war news will dictate whether we bounce or not.
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. @grok Remind me to buy some oil & gas names tomorrow.
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Sometimes you just look too good to go home early… but, da wife is really is in charge of such things.
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So equity markets are back at pre-conflict levels: Is the economy doing better or worse than on Feb27? Oil prices remain $20 higher... and interesting how we forgot about those nasty job revisions.
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A liberal man in NYC yelling that “everyone is welcome” — as an ISIS supporter throws a bomb over him. Hang this clip in the Louvre.

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Everytime my wife brings up politics:
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I’m in the magnet capital of the WORLD…
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Yes… that disk is levitating.
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Rates looking bearish here... fingers crossed.
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The Coal Trader retweeted
The 19th century portfolio is invulnerable to AI. Your LLM is not making any railroads, copper mines or gas fields, sorry. I just have to worry about cyclicality and costs, not whether my companies will exist in 5 years.
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Puts on $AAPL & $ARKK... easy button hedge
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JUST IN: Those betting on the return of Jesus on Polymarket this year have outperformed Bitcoin investors over the past ~5 years.
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UPDATE 2 Reuters has now updated the story again to say they didn’t actually imply the thing the whole article implied. Fascinating editorial process. My social media interns inform me this is what the kids call gaslighting. $MP
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