god's oopsiest daisy • 4x26.2 & 3 WMM stars • mets, jets, caps, knicks

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A new marathon PR. 6,895 dollars raised for Smile Train. Thank you, friends and family. Thank you London. 🇬🇧❤️
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Taylor hall Gucci purse Stanley cup champion
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If you’ve taken a shit in the Union Square Barnes & Noble, you’re New York enough for me
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no one currently living except for Jalen Brunson and George Bush know the feeling of being trained since childhood to fight and defeat your father’s archenemy and succeeding.
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A metropolitan division tradition unlike any other
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Perfect
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Absolutely wild day to be in Raleigh on a bachelorette trip but i hope to be celebrating the fall of the Vegas Golden Knights tonight
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The Europeans are worshiping MetLife Stadium
Wow… a stadium to take your breath away….
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Knicks championship and Lewis’ first win for Ferrari in the same weekend
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Jun 14
GET UP @CurtisSliwa YOU GOT A PARADE TO PLAN
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it was always Knicks in five.
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Jalen and Rick Brunson at the buzzer 🧡💙

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oh my god
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USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving. Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free. I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these." "They just come with the table, man." They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner. This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat. I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared. "Did we…?" "Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless." Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined. My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude." Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man. I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy. Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived. I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most. Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.
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Guys, we need to win tonight because it's getting out of control.
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Thinking about the accent combinations happening in sports bars in Boston right now, chills
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Jun 13
HAPPY KNICKS IN FIVE DAY TO ALL WHOM CELEBRATE
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BO BICHETTE GRAND SLAM???
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my fat fucking fingers pressed the pic of an appetizer i had at dinner tonight enjoy
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A message to the Texas Tech community from our leadership.
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