Parenting in New England: storing your child’s dead pet* in the freezer until the ground thaws. *not a cat

Hope for peace, brace for chaos.

Orders, but never eats it.

you know Jimmy Carter only served one term he could run again

Felt the #earthquake up here in Vermont, 3 days before the #Eclipse, giving #endofdays.

Proud of #Vermont for being the one state to thwart Tr*mp’s clean-sweep of all 50 states, which we NEVER WOULD’VE HEARD THE END OF. 💪💚 #vtpoli

Who needs 2 tickets to YO LA TENGO in Montreal tomorrow night (6/15)?

Remember when Chris Christie was a contender?

SAG ACTORS: I want to talk about AI and how it will affect you. I’m a former SAG Board Member and former SAG Negotiating Committee member. I’m also WGA and DGA. 1/

I'm dying of snark.

the buried lede here: Sly Stone is still alive

I make those PEW PEW gun noises at least once a day for no reason whatsoever.

Pastor Joel Osteen pays himself an annual salary of $54,000,000 from his church profits. He had a custom garage built with 20 car stalls for each of his custom vehicles. His favorite is a Ferrari 458 Italia that cost $270,000. He lives in a 70,000 sq ft mansion. In the New Testament, four different times Jesus tells his followers to always pay their taxes. Why is it in the United States that churches don’t have to pay taxes? The IRS figures if all churches paid their fair share of 15% taxes that it would total over $2 trillion a year. More than enough to solve the homelessness in this country, since it looks like these Pastors would rather spend your donations on New Cars instead of feeding the hungry.

using sesquipedalian in a sentence is a catch 22

counting on this to help me thru the day

I used to live the 80s version of this.

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