39 • nonbinary she/they • my cats run the household and i just live here at their mercy • “writer” • earl grey tea enthusiast
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Just had a very odd conversation in the bathroom of this bar in Brussels where we were both speaking very bad French at each other but she was VERY insistent on telling me something so I pulled out google translate in the end and this is what was so pressing
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when a stranger on the train says to you “is this the train to _______” and you say “i hope so” and then you both laugh 👍👍👍👍👍👍 peak life moment
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18 Jul 2024
The run from Victoria train station to Victoria coach station
18 Jul 2024
What isn’t, but should be an Olympic sport?
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14 Jun 2024
you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
13 Jun 2024
Eight episodes every two years is hands down the worst format we’ve come up with.
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13 Mar 2024
The only person who has the right to accept Frank Hester's apology is Dianne Abbott. Sunak and Badenoch are not entitled to do it on her behalf.
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10 Mar 2024
I get that photoshop is maybe normal when you’re taking a photo with 3 kids & you need everyone to look nice but considering how many conspiracy theories are flying would you not get someone who was a bit better at it? like ? i know they have the money because we gave it to them
Kensington Palace has released the first official photo of Kate Middleton since her abdominal surgery.
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Several major news agencies, including the Associated Press and Reuters have retracted the shared photo of Princess Kate with her three children, due to inconsistencies indicating digital alterations by Kensington Palace, requesting its removal.
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9 Mar 2024
Has Liz Truss recently visited her
The Royal Navy £3billion warship HMS Queen Elizabeth has caught fire in dock where it was waiting for repairs lbc.co.uk/news/british-flags…
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9 Mar 2024
a man once told me he couldn't be comfortable reading Jane Austen because he kept thinking about what elegantly cutting way she'd sum him up, & honestly that's the correct amount of Fear her powers should induce.
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7 Mar 2024
What’s the worst food wrapper?
Weetabix has got to be up there. Absolute joke trying to get them lads out without tearing the lot off.
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8 Mar 2024
Archduke Franz Ferdinand you have to stop. Your Bosnia is too annexed. Your Balkan region too different. Your monarchy too dual. They'll kill you.
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6 Mar 2024
No one wants a bloody tax cut! They want to be able to book a GP appointment!
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