furious cowgirl, super poet, education nerd, slam ma'am and fannyist. Fanny means VAGINA where I'm from. host of @betteroffsaidau

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Quarantine routine: I just want to share what works for me. To give structure and a sense of stability 9 am - look at my phone from bed 12pm: breakfast 12.30: look at my phone on the couch 8pm: dinner 9pm: watch Tv & look at my phone 12: go to bed & look at my phone in the dark
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Who just cancelled their trip to America for real?
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Laura Loomer: “I know that Kamala Harris sucked di*k to get where she is today… I’m not like her, okay? I don’t suck di*k to get to the top.” Absolutely sickening. This is the person Trump chose to take with him to 9/11 memorial events this week x.com/reportbywilson/status/…

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spiders in your apartment after the landlord paints over them
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Hail @easybee's pivot to travel writing in Escape... Looking forward to plus-oneing about the globe with her on endless junkets. escape.com.au/destinations/a…
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Childless Cat and Dog Ladies for Harris
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My kid transcribed something her teacher said in class today and is it giving it to her as a gift tomorrow.
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Was thinking of heading this 'I Guess That's Why They Call it the Wooze', but I think we got it right in the end. In the June issue of @THEMONTHLY, my review of Eric Chenaux's latest, less psych jazz than jazz sike. themonthly.com.au/issue/2024… #ericchenaux
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11 May 2024
As you watch the Aurora this evening, it’s worth reflecting that you’re getting a rare direct glimpse of the power of Nature. Those charged particles causing the atmosphere to glow came from a sunspot complex 17 times the diameter of Earth and traveled across 90 million miles at a million miles an hour. Without our magnetic field to protect us, our atmosphere would have been lost to space long ago. Those colours in the sky are Nature reminding us that we’re very lucky to be here amidst the violence. And perhaps therefore also reminding us not to shite it all up :-)
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this is my Nana's lounge through a fish shop curtain and I LOVE IT. NO APOLOGIES.
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29 Apr 2024
Video has emerged showing yesterday's exchange in full 👇
Replying to @6NewsAU
Watch a longer clip where Sarah Williams asks “speaking or not speaking?” before giving the microphone to Anthony Albanese | #6NewsAU
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This poem from my new collection, ‘Stellar Atmospheres’ (@corditepoetry) being launched Wed 17 April, 6.30pm, Readings, Carlton. Launched by @fromlisagorton , MC @easybee, words by @SaraWebbScience & music: @tmwwthere This video by the incredible @sarrudd music by Chris Nelms
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Impeccable writing as always
In which I argue that if it's mandatory to once again go over how @neubautenorg used to entail much screaming and smashing things, we should at least try to understand why. Plus special guests Cate Blanchett and John Marsden. #einsturzendeneubauten #rampen themonthly.com.au/issue/2024…
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Cant wait to get my hands on this
It's out in the wild! My book 'Stellar Atmospheres' is out now in stores. The launch will be Wednesday April 17 at Readings, Carlton (more details to follow). Now you can buy in all good bookstores or buy from Cordite directly. So grateful💕🔭: corditebooks.org.au/products…
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Well said Rich Kahnt. #stage3taxcuts #TaxTwitter #stage3
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Grab your passports! @creative_gov_au are offering $50,000 scholarships for talented artists (aged 21–35) to explore, study & develop their artistic gifts in poetry & various art forms through travelling either interstate and/or overseas. More info here: buff.ly/48qrOEj
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There’s really only ever been one “trans debate” I’ve thought was worth having. And it’s been done, here on French TV. So we can all move on with our lives now please, and leave trans folks in peace.
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All those who made hating on Dan Andrews their whole personality just GRASPING FOR ANY LAST SCRAPS 🤣
Daniel Andrews “exploded” in Wednesday’s caucus meeting to determine his successor, and delivered an expletive-laden “rant” that was “second to none”, ­according to multiple senior Victorian Labor sources. #springst theaustralian.com.au/nation/…
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Will you vote Yes so together we can take this important, practical step forward? Pledge your vote today. yes23.com.au/pledge?recruite…

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