Joined April 2011
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The best US president, Richard Nixos
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When you think about it, Robocop was a Necromancy / Zombie movie like Evil Dead
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It’s 2025 and Windows Laptops still come with barrel jack chargers.
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11 Nov 2025
My favourite headcanon is each actor is usually the same person but will end up as different jobs throughout. For example Joe Don Baker going from arms dealer to cia informant is never not funny.
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14 Oct 2025
Mmmmm… something powerful is coming. #AlternateTimelineApple
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How did Bob Marley like his donuts? 🍩 Wi jammin (And I hope you like jam in too)
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If I act like an 18th century Prussian philosopher would I be serving Kant?
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Call me supermarket snob but I think they all need customer toilets. I do not want to piddle in the middle of Lidl
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🎙️"You said he was a fascist and a demagogue." 📞"I did. But that was before he got into power." British politician outlines the new special relationship with the US where the UK agrees to go along with everything out of pure fear.
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I called my horse Mayo. Why? you ask. Because Mayo neighs. 🐴
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Why don’t they give kittens as prizes? That would be a cat as trophy.
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You know those websites that say "view our cookie policy" well mine is choc chip. What's yours?
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