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timjanus @eaterx

competitive eater, world champion burper, game show veteran, Netflix commentator, Amazing Racer, occasional/opportunistic actor. Very well rested.

Joined April 2009
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timjanus@eaterx
28 Nov 2025
Happy Buy Yourself Something Cool Friday
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timjanus@eaterx
20 Sep 2025
I recommend Rob Zombie’s new book, Frankenstein. Not as dark as I expected, but still a real page-turner.
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timjanus@eaterx
19 Jul 2025
The legend, Roy Stalin, just carving it up.
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timjanus@eaterx
1 May 2025
Maybe you go from having one doll to having half a doll.
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timjanus@eaterx
6 Apr 2025
All of the Florida coaches are dressed like the blue Wiggle
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timjanus@eaterx
31 Jul 2024
I’m not a fan of the “Summer’s over” attitude in July and August. It’s not.
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timjanus@eaterx
3 Jul 2024
The embassy is out of hot dogs. I hope no one blames me.
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timjanus@eaterx
10 Apr 2024
They try to convince you that 2 2=5 here.
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timjanus@eaterx
20 Feb 2024
Thanks, @ericandre Maybe I’ll go spend some of this with @OGMACO
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timjanus@eaterx
15 Apr 2023
Apparently T-Rex had lips and was pretty good at kissing.
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timjanus@eaterx
18 Jan 2023
A couple of legends.
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timjanus@eaterx
20 Nov 2022
Happy Birthday @POTUS
timjanus@eaterx
15 Nov 2022
Happy Steve Irwin Day! 🐍
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timjanus@eaterx
27 Aug 2022
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timjanus@eaterx
22 Aug 2022
A couple of two-sport pro athletes here:
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timjanus@eaterx
12 May 2022
Always good to be back in the city and jaywalking. I❤️NY.
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timjanus@eaterx
1 May 2022
Miniature golf today. 18 holes. No cart.
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timjanus@eaterx
14 Jan 2022
I’m pretty sure someone’s going to poke that Oath Keeper’s other eye out in prison.
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timjanus@eaterx
6 Jan 2022
The world’s biggest Joe Millionaire fan has been waiting 18 years for tonight.
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timjanus@eaterx
5 Dec 2021
I kind of want to see West Side Story.
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