Also @eatsruns on Threads, Bluesky. HMU for Bluesky codes, I'm really not here much now.

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21 Apr 2023
This is a blue tit account now
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10 Nov 2024
Just doing my monthly stop by to see if anyone is still here. 👋🏼
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9 Aug 2024
Just dropping in to remind you I can be found in the other places with the same user name. That's if anyone is still here?
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27 Jul 2024
Australian tourist's complaint of gang rape. Related: Tom Daley shows off cardboard bed. REALLY, @Independent ??
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22 Jul 2024
Waited eagerly for an @AmazonUK parcel today. Tracking said arriving 4:15-5:15pm. Watched as it got closer and closer to my flat, expecting the doorbell to go any second. Then it said "4:10PM Item marked as rejected by you - returning to seller". What???
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22 Jul 2024
checked my camera, no one has been near my door since I went out and came back at lunchtime.
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22 Jun 2024
Update: the tree died. The council replaced it. The new tree has been driven into at least three times and also looks dead.
24 Mar 2023
Further update: cycling Twitter, do you think this will keep my tree safe? @Treesforstreets @haringeycouncil #hivis
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22 Jun 2024
At the Restore Nature Now march there was a guy going round selling old copies of the @BigIssue. No pitch, no badge, no jacket. A woman bought one but after I told her he wasn't an official seller she went and asked him for his ID! He disappeared pretty quickly after that.
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23 May 2024
This arrived today. I paid for my garden waste collection in February, for a year starting from April. My garden waste bin is (unsurprisingly) full. The next collection day is a full two months after the service I paid for was supposed to start. Will @VeoliaUK empty my bin?
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23 May 2024
They haven't collected my recycling either. General waste is fortnightly, next collection next week. Currently the only thing in the bin is cat faeces, courtesy next door's ASBO kitten shitting all over my lawn.
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17 May 2024
Another fallen comrade @WorldBollard
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18 Apr 2024
Listening to @BBCRadio4 and now dying to know @KirstySedgman 's take on this Birmingham Symphony Hall incident. (Unaware of the hall's policy allowing audience members to take phones in, a singer halted a concert after he was distracted by mobile phones)
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18 Apr 2024
Dropping in here because that's where @KirstySedgman is and not at all because I'm in Instagram/Threads jail. No I don't know why. Not a 🍉 in sight (though I wish I had now)
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26 Mar 2024
I'm at work, and got a text from an Amazon driver to say "your package is on weeli bin" (sic). Amazon tracking says "handed to resident". I am the only resident. My upstairs neighbour was at home and has now looked everywhere. There is no sign of it. Grr.
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14 Feb 2024
Is anyone else being asked to update their @LondonMarathon info while also being unable to update their info because the mandatory tshirt field won't accept any answer?
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31 Dec 2023
In the last hotel I stayed at, I arrived too late for dinner so ordered room service. As I was eating the door to my room opened and a man came in. They had given him a key.
At the last hotel I slept at 2 weeks ago, I was too tired to do all this but I remembered the chair trick & pushed the chair to the door. I was woken up by the sound of the chair being pushed because one of the hotel male staff was fidgeting with it to get into my room.
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Sarah retweeted
“Brent Toderian : La plupart des villes européennes pensent que la densité est mauvaise pour l’environnement. En réalité, c’est l’inverse…” TRANSLATION: “Most European cities think that density is bad for the environment. In reality, its the opposite…” Article in screenshots:
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8 Dec 2023
I live in @haringeycouncil. I can see across the boundary road I live on into the Bruce Grove LTN. This morning I watched as a tiny toddler and his dad walked down the middle of the road. I wish everyone could feel that safe where they live.
The before / after difference for this @wfcouncil scheme is really noticeable - safer streets for kids on way to school.
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16 Nov 2023
I have run out of coffee. My coffee subscription was sent on 7 November. You had one job, @RoyalMail
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25 Oct 2023
So a bunch of us over at Bluesky would love to tempt more #TheArchers folk over there. It's lovely, promise! And we all have spare codes so please shimmy on over into our/my DMs (message first so I'm following you) Will also broker on behalf of those who have left entirely!
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16 Oct 2023
Just dropping in to say I have four Bluesky invite codes... The #TheArchers fan migration continues. Can we get #cycling #activetravel Twitter over there too?
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