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LEWIS HAMILTON’S FIRST VICTORY FOR FERRARI!! 🔥
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Forza Ferrari! Thank god for Kim Kardashian!
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Updated Bham burger ranking: 1. Chez Fonfon 2. Helen (in photo) 3. Blueprint 4. Whiskey Foxtrot (specifically the cowgirl) 5. Porch
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The craziest thing I’ve heard during the coverage of this shooting is how Oz Perlman pronounces his first name.
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Conservatives love traitors
Now that we’re putting Christopher Columbus statues back up, it’s time to resurrect the Robert E Lee monuments too. He was a great man, a leader of men, and a brilliant military tactician. My new special on the real history of the Civil War just debuted on Daily Wire:
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You hate to see bad calls go against Virginia in the tournament 😈
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Recently heard the United States Military’s strategy for the Iran war described as “Leroy Jenkins’ing a war” and it’s pretty terrifying when our military can be accurately described by a World of Warcraft meme
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Started an illegal war, killed a school of children. Killed a boat full of non-combatants. Caused what the Wall Street Journal says is the worst energy crisis in 50 years... This does not seem like the “winning so much we can barely handle it” that I was promised.
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So what we learned is if you’re a GOP incumbent that broke from Trump you will lose your primary, then immediately be double digits behind the Democrat for the general.

ALT Plotting The Simpsons GIF

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Uh, he just called that enlisted Air Force dude a Petty Officer…
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We must vilify the evils of the flesh, for tho you may get hard, you will surely feel no release unless a gym coach teaches you how during those six weeks they teach a class instead of telling you to use the period as a study hall
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🔗: al.com/news/2026/02/alabama-… Sen. Shay Shelnutt, R-Tuscaloosa, said the intent is to prohibit Alabama schools from offering sexual education courses that promote the idea that sexual promiscuity is normal for teenagers.
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I guess if I want to see a US medal I’m just gonna have to learn curling myself and put together a team
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Happy Valentine’s Day, Gallos style
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I am glad to see so many people calling for the *staffer that posted the Obama meme to be fired. *the staffer was the president tho
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I think a better generational dividing line than years is whether you think of Demi Moore’s husband as Bruce Willis or Ashton Kutcher
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It’s 2026 and the New York Times seems very excited to have invented words with friends
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I guess this is the second championship Mark Cuban has bankrolled
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I know Indiana had never won before because I’ve never heard that many people sing along with we are the champions
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Three in a row. I guess in the Big 10 it just means more.
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Hoosiers
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