caffeine-based life form. avid netflix-er. especially gifted napper. welcome to my stream of consciousness.
Joined January 2011
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5 Nov 2020
Some people really believe they are all-knowing about elections by voting once every 4 years. Someone get me off social media; the misinformation being spewed is astounding.
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2 Nov 2020
36 hours away, friends ‼️
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20 Sep 2020
I am a literal psychopath for spending hours on this but my OCD ass has never been so happy.
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Eberle Ferrell retweeted
9 Sep 2020
With so much negativity in 2020, it's nice to add something positive. Macy Malin, one of the best players in the state, gets to score a goal on Senior night after ACL surgery. It will be the only goal she gets to score in her last season at StC. Get this on #Top10plays
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14 Apr 2020
If you are finding it difficult to stay indoors, and you haven’t already, watch Ozark. As soon as I turn it on my ass is planted for 6 episodes straight.
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6 Apr 2020
How many times is too many to watch Perks of Being a Wallflower send tweet
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29 Mar 2020
Imagine being isolated in a house that has Fox News on 24/7. I’m living in my own personal hell 🙃
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28 Mar 2020
And I stand by that
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26 Feb 2020
We have been remodeling my bathroom for the past three weeks, and two weeks ago we went to IKEA to purchase everything for it, including a mirror cabinet for over the sink...
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26 Feb 2020
for TWO WEEKS this mirror has been sitting in our basement BROKEN and during that time my car broke down, I locked myself out of my car in the Walmart parking lot, and injured my ankle at CrossFit :’-)
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30 Dec 2019
Just finished binge-watching @lostinspacetv season 2 and I just.... I need season 3. If y’all are sleeping on this series... plz don’t.
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Eberle Ferrell retweeted
29 Dec 2019
my official statement regarding my dating life
28 Dec 2019
Hearing I’m a lot of people’s 2nd choice. This is actually a huge step toward becoming a lot of people’s 1st choice.
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Eberle Ferrell retweeted
17 Nov 2019
If that was my kid, I would have started handing him the balls to put in the big point hoops. We getting all the tickets and all the prizes. Another reason why I shouldn’t have kids for another 4 years until I’m more mature.
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19 Nov 2019
This is a literal dream of mine 😍
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3 Oct 2019
The good days keep getting better, and that’s what I’m most thankful for 🤙🏼
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