Not in Paris. Tweets are more professional than they appear.

Joined November 2010
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Joey Votto hasn't spent retirement looking back at baseball. He's earned a sushi chef accreditation in Japan. Became a certified yoga instructor in Spain. Surfed in Ireland. And more. Along the way, he says, “it helped my well-being.” Read for free: nytimes.com/athletic/7301113…
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Marco Rubio when he realizes he might have to start pitching in the 9th for the reds
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“Women be having degrees, good jobs, nice place to live and NO man”

Women be having degrees, good jobs, nice place to live and NO man Imaooooooo
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Geno Auriemma Final Four crash out
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SIX-STRAIGHT FINAL FOURS FOR SOUTH CAROLINA 🔥
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You literally have to be unemployed to keep up with AI rn
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You can now enable Claude to use your computer to complete tasks. It opens your apps, navigates your browser, fills in spreadsheets—anything you'd do sitting at your desk. Research preview in Claude Cowork and Claude Code, macOS only.
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Spoke with my friend President Emmanuel Macron today. We discussed our shared concerns over the evolving situation in West Asia and the need for a return to dialogue and diplomacy. We will continue to engage closely and coordinate efforts towards the early restoration of peace and stability in the region. @EmmanuelMacron
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how do i tell my employer i would like all of baseball season off?
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i have enough on my plate now i gotta worry about giraffes
It never occurred to me that Giraffes have nowhere to hide from storms! 📍 Maasai Mara, Kenya on Friday
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"Have a great day, Jim Day." 🥹🥹🫶

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Remember to start each day by immediately grabbing your phone and exploding with anxiety and rage at the news
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Just because you are conservative, it doesn't mean you have to be okay with what's happening in Minnesota. Even if you voted based on immigration issues, it doesn't mean you have to be okay with what's happening in Minnesota. It's okay to say it's bad and shouldn't be happening
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This photo of Cincinnati's Over-The-Rhine neighborhood goes incredibly hard.
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I am a proud roommate of a dog that never wants to get out of bed
I've just found out a lot of dogs require you to wake up at 5am ~every day~ and let them outside and I am incredibly confused about why anyone would willingly invite such horror into their lives
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BREAKING: NC State transfer OL Jacarrius Peak, the No. 1 OT in the transfer portal, has committed to South Carolina he tells @Hayesfawcett3. The Gamecocks have their left tackle and a MASSIVE building block in their offensive line rebuild. FREE READ: on3.com/teams/south-carolina…
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26 Dec 2025
We are officially now in that weird haze between Christmas and New Years when we're all like what day is it? Are banks open? Are other people working? Is it still okay to eat leftover ham? What am I doing with my life? Is my ex happy?
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No chiefs in the playoffs

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Once considered a top QB for the 2026 draft, LaNorris Sellers is staying at South Carolina.
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New | Joe Flacco might be done playing for the #Bengals. What he did here was everything Cincinnati asked and then some. It will also be a footnote in a sea of losing. And that’s a shame. “You can’t put it into words.” nytimes.com/athletic/6832056…
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