Linux kernel dev, with Asperger's. Not speaking for employer or anyone else. Bi; date-me doc @ jttlov.no-ip.org/date.html

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28 Oct 2020
Overzealous proofreaders make me sic.
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comparagon (noun): something that's not very good but looks exemplary only because the rest of the reference class is so awful (portmanteau of 'comparison' 'paragon')
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my most toxic trait is insisting that an 'emetic' is so named because it works by forcing your perception to be simultaneously emic and etic and the resulting cognitive shear is what makes you vom
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It's worth asking *why* Sikhs have a religious duty to carry the kirpan. It was codified in 1699 and stemmed from their need to protect themselves against oppressive Mughal rulers who wanted to impose Islamic law, jizya etc. upon them. [1/4]
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That these are treated differently by today's law illustrates a few things: * exaggerated deference to religious commandments over political essentials * exaggerated deference to whatever is not white and natively British * disdain for our core constitutional settlement [3/4]
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The correct solution is not to ban Sikhs from carrying the kirpan. The correct solution is to allow law-abiding Britons, of all religions and none, to carry handguns for the defence of self, others, and property. Repeal the Firearms Acts. [4/4]
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Notice how he talks about "knife crime", as though to imply that the knife is to blame, rather than the monster who wielded it. What's the betting he'll use this to further disarm the law-abiding citizen, rather than doing anything about the criminal?
This an awful, shocking case. Henry’s loved ones have gone through the trauma of a long trial and endured Henry's killer making up appalling claims about their son who was thoughtful, kind and deeply loved. It is right that the IOPC is investigating the police’s response to his senseless murder. And we must end the cycle of tragedy by tackling the horror of knife crime. Henry’s family, friends, his university and the city of Southampton will continue to feel his loss, and our thoughts will always be with them.
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Fair to guess they're sitting on the bodycam footage because it's so bad that they know if it's released his next-of-kin will bring a private criminal prosecution against the PC for gross negligence manslaughter & a civil suit for wrongful death.
Since the murder of Henry Nowak there has been stony silence from the Government. Not a peep from the Home Secretary. Not a word from the Prime Minister who is normally quick to respond to deaths involving the police, both in the UK and abroad. Remember the spectacle of him ‘taking the knee’ over George Floyd’s death? He won’t even say Henry Nowak’s name. Henry’s death constituted a national scandal. An 18 year old, robbed of his future on a night out in Southampton after being brutally stabbed 6 times with a 21cm long ceremonial sword. Instead of helping him, the police initially arrested him as he bled to death after he was accused by his attacker of racial harassment. Henry was treated not as the victim, but as the criminal. His murder could not have been more monstrous; the police response more shameful.  So why has this appalling injustice been met with a collective shrug by politicians in Westminster? With the exception of a couple of us including Henry’s local MP, Jen Craft, it has not been raised in the House of Commons. I asked the Home Secretary to launch an investigation into the police’s conduct and a debate on two-tier policing - needless to say I was rebuffed.  The silence can be explained by the fact that most politicians are more interested in showing their supposed virtue by favouring minority communities at the expense of the majority. So they look away at injustices perpetrated by minorities, lest it colour the multicultural illusion they have that the country is a harmonious melting pot. And they ignore prejudiced laws and the conventions of so-called ‘anti-racism’ which lead to discrimination against the majority.  The trial of Henry’s killer, Vickrum Digwa, may be over, but the questions are only just beginning. Why did the police arrest Henry based on one allegation he had made a racial slur - something the prosecution described as a “wicked lie”? Why was Henry’s handcuffing and arrest considered a priority for the police when he was in a critical condition? Why do perceived racial sensitivities consistently appear to shape how the police enforce the law these days?  The police have now apologised. But ‘sorry’ doesn’t cut it. Not remotely. Heads must roll for such a catastrophic failure. The bodycam footage must be released. And the police’s “anti-racist” training programmes need overhaul. We can’t go back in time and undo what has been done. Henry’s family and friends will live with this forever. But his tragic death should be a turning point. A clarion call for the authorities to act in a colour-blind way - treating people under the principle of equality before the law.
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what idiot called it a 'book cover' when 'epitome' was right there? 🙃
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what do you call a civilisation that harnesses the entire energy radiated by a reality TV star? a kardashian type II #illgetmycoat
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my most toxic trait is that i insist the vickers type 418 'Wellington DWI Mk I' got its name bc someone looked at the drawings of a medium bomber wearing a hula hoop and arrested the draughtsman for "Designing While Intoxicated"
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commander rousing his artillery shells before a battle: "once more unto the breech" "we few, we happy few, we copper driving band of brothers" "upon this charge"
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type of guy who misreads the blueprint for his aeroplane and builds the undercarriage leg out of a stack of alternating chocolate biscuits and vanilla cream filling
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how does a slinger predict the trajectory of his stone? with calculus! #illgetmycoat
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use a word like "I'd'nt've" and ppl are all like "you don't know the difference between an apostrophe and a catastrophe". :sigh: everyone's a clitic
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how do you measure how gay your overpriced consultants are? the mckinsey scale #illgetmycoat
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type of guy who thinks 'exhilarated' and 'posthumous' both mean "no longer funny"
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only 50% of this joke was stolen from OOTS
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29 Sep 2025
Possible I got qtys wrong but conclusion from tonight's culinary experiment is that vinegar does not improve chilli con carne.
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Cinnamon, on the other hand, proves to be the GOAT.
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tomorrow noon we hit the polls, and then count up the votes, and make the great united kingdom rise again (h/t @eigenrobot for introducing me to that banger of a song :) #voteReform #getStarmerOut
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