The Enchanting Wizard of Rhythm

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That's just extraordinary. Should've been a penalty for Liverpool and an Everton red card
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Hope the bellend has a massive pain in his chest and it wipes him out
BREAKING: SpaceX has made its debut on the New York stock market and could make Elon Musk the world's first trillionaire. πŸ”— trib.al/04D3JoI
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Wish the news would stop calling the right wing cunts in Belfast, 'protesters' . They're right wing cunts. And it's not disturbances or protests, it's hate marches and riots. Hope that clears things up.
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Yesterday I had Farage ads every 3 posts. Today is Rob Beckett. Both as bad as each other and could both be wiped out as far as I'm concerned
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Within 6 months ....
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Shut up, you hairy handed biff. Go and give your hands a skinfade and fuck off.
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I've got money on Everton re-signing Coleman after their only other transfer target for 3 months signs for someone else.
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Can't they find the next Wan Bissaka or preferably someone better. Been said for years he's shite going forward. Might as well keep O'brien there
Everton are targetting a Β£10 million move for Aaron Wan-Bissaka from West Ham United after the club’s relegation to the Championship. #everton #westham #premierleague #championship #football
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Manager needs to go. We never change anything ever. The way they play is the same all the time. Same starters, same subs, same useless
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Embarrassing
The Spurs fans trying to get the atmosphere going as the players arrive
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🚨 Club Captain Cristian Romero will NOT be at #THFC’s final game of the season against Everton on Sunday, where the club could be relegated. βŒπŸ‡¦πŸ‡· He has decided to instead attend his boyhood club, Belgrano face River Plate in an Argentinian final! πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ I’ve backed Cuti a lot, but this is beyond disgraceful, especially from our captain! 🀬
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Erm… George Graham was a former Arsenal player and led the club to two top flight titles… Massive error on the Arsenal website.
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And we let him go for free and signed a walking turd. Always said, keep him fit, create chances and he'll score goals. Everton, reap what you sow.
βšͺοΈπŸŸ‘πŸ”΅ Just how good a signing has DCL been for Leeds? 14 Prem goals - the joint highest scoring Englishman this season - and a gem of an opportunistic strike to win it on Sunday. Some of the moodiest pundits around are also impressed. @F365 | #LUFC football365.com/news/calvert…
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5 games without a win with the same starting 11 every game. Should've changed after 2. Ahould change the back 4. Tarkowski has been shit all season. Manager is to blame for this fiasco.
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Fiasco. Now there's a good word
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Ndiaye is shit as well. There's a reason he's at Everton and no club challenging for anything
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Soon as someone mentioned Europe, they've been fucking awful
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Tarkowski is slower than I am. I'm 48 and fat
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What's that you said, a goal from a midfielder? Blimey! COYB
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How has Andy Hinchcliff managed to get on the international commentary? Twat
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