songbird of my generation
Joined April 2013
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19 Oct 2017
.@KFC follows 11 people.
Those 11 people? 5 Spice Girls and 6 guys named Herb.
11 Herbs & Spices. I need time to process this.
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19 Oct 2025
Part of me wishes I had moderate to severe plaque psoriasis so I think the ads are working
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8 Oct 2025
Me scrolling Facebook: *briefly stops scrolling to watch 1.5 seconds of an Encino Man clip
Facebook Algorithm: THERE HAS NEVER BEEN A PERSON WHO LOVES BRENDAN FRASER AS MUCH AS THIS MAN PUT BRENDAN FRASER INTO HIS FEED EVERY 4 POSTS FOR THE REST OF HIS BRENDAN FRASER LOVING LIFE
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22 Oct 2023
I think we can all agree the @BurgerKing song is out of control and needs to be stopped.
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4 Jun 2023
Anyone have $300 I can borrow? Need to figure out what the hell is happening on Facebook Marketplace
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13 Feb 2023
SOMEONE GET PATRICK HIS JAZZ BATH
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27 Nov 2022
I think of this every Christmas and it has yet to not blow my mind #π€―
6 Dec 2016
What if Buddy's step mom in Elf divorced James Caan, got custody of Buddy, renamed Buddy to Brennan, remarried and that's Step Brothers?
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2 Sep 2022
Happy Edge Daniels EP release day! Check out Life's a Funny Thing! open.spotify.com/album/5tmxqβ¦
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3 Jun 2022
Thanks @PHCircuit for the write up!@PrepHoopsDakota @PentagonPowerBB
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12 May 2022
I think the world would be shocked to learn itβs actually Andy Samberg and not Andy Sandburg.
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27 Feb 2022
Theyβre mutant. ninja. turtles. The teenagers part seems less significant.
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4 Oct 2021
Turns out we never hated the Patriots. It was Tom Brady we hated all along.
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