former wedding planner & circular saw user (she/they)
Joined October 2009
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Jun 11
went to switch iggy's light off and discovered that the most dudes rock bedtime of all time had taken place
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Jun 11
his sword is called medieval and the helmet is called peasant. "it's a joke," he tells me. "medieval peasant."
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Jun 10
Dr. Hussam Abu Safiya’s message to the court today as relayed by his attorney:
“I am a pediatrician. I provide medical care to patients, the injured, and vulnerable people in the Gaza Strip. I have carried out my work in accordance with international law and humanitarian standards. My detention is unjust and arbitrary.”
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Jun 10
this is true he's been sitting opposite me and saying shit like "adapting your favourite recipes can be a fun way to get creative in the kitchen"
Jun 10
People say they want conversations with their partner to be like AI, but I've tried this recently around the dinner table and the only responses I ever get are "why are you talking like claude" and "fuck off"
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Jun 8
He is only 33 years old. This is the biggest moment of his career. He’s probably been waiting for it for months.
But who will talk about it? There are 48 teams, hundreds of players, and representatives from all over the world. Who will finally speak up?
Jun 8
Somali referee Omar Artan, who was set to referee at the World Cup, was denied entry to the United States.
He received a diplomatic passport from the Somali embassy but was turned away upon his arrival.
Omar Artan was elected Best African Referee in 2025.
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Jun 7
my daughter has got to an age (four) where she is also effectively my best pal so today i'm picking her up from a sleepover and then we're going to a charity superstore together, then i will be getting a pint of german lager while she has some juice and crisps 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
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Jun 7
when are they inventing the plugin that hides your posts from americans on this website i swear to fucking god
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Jun 7
perfect day with my perfect girl!! keep going parents of tiny babies, it will all be ok
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Jun 5
RT @PaperWhispers: This account is far right bullshit run apparently by a reform councillor.
The dead giveaway is in the UK, the acronym i…
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Jun 3
pretty decent encapsulation of the last few years on here
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Jun 2
Happy Pride to this interview Johnny Knoxville and Steve-O did back in ye olden days of 2010
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Jun 1
Let's be clear, this isn't intended to help young people.
Big companies will be paid public money to take people on, make them do grunt work for little/no pay, then kick them out after a year or two with zero prospects.
May 29
🚨 NEW: The Government has announced 300,000 new training and work experience placements across construction, social care and hospitality to tackle youth unemployment
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May 30
All this in just 4 years.
Remember when they insisted it was impossible to build green infrastructure quickly enough
May 29
🚨: Erin Brockovich launches a map tracking AI data centers, and she's asking Americans for help
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May 26
🚨 NEW: Zack Polanski has called on the Government to introduce a maximum temperature cap in the workplace
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May 27
this feels like very 2009-posting but i keep getting steamrollered by clueless men in the workplace and i'm ready to walk into the tyne about it
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