50% nerd. 50% coolest kid in school. History, hip hop, crypto, cricket, books, boxing and a bunch of other more shit.

Joined December 2021
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4 May 2025
Loads of empty seats in the first couple of rows #worldsnookerchampionships. Corporate jollies can’t be arsed to turn up? Twats.
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2 Aug 2024
Stop biting your medals everyone at the #OlympicGames
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9 Jul 2023
Arise Sir Christopher Roger Woakes. #ENGvAUS #TheAshes
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7 Jul 2023
I'm in an abusive relationship with the England cricket team. I want to love them, but they keep hurting me. #Ashes #ENGvAUS
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3 Jan 2023
recipe blogs make a lot of assumptions about reader loyalty. “as you all know, my husband HATES cumin.” this isn’t The Thorn Birds, lady. just tell me how to spice a chicken.
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12 Dec 2022
Visited @vocebooks today, a new bookshop in Birmingham specialising in independent publishing. Unfortunately there was a lot of wokey liberal claptrap on the shelves and so I am calling for it to be shut down and the owners to be sent to jail.
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11 Dec 2022
How hasn't any #hamper company had the bright idea yet of partnering up with @MCHammer.
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9 Dec 2022
Total hoofball #NEDARG
5 Dec 2022
Part 2, where George goes to Spain, fights in a war, gets shot, refuses to shoot a man pulling up his trousers and narrowly escapes getting killed by Russians. #Orwell link.medium.com/8U3Sebozvvb
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If SBF isn’t arrested and speaks at this event along with @USTreasury Secretary Janet Yellen, then one may be forced to believe SBF was acting as an operative to force punitive regulations. It is mind boggling that this criminal remains free.
PRISON! FTX founder SBF confirms NYT speaking event with Biden's treasury sec Yellen, Zelensky, Zuckerberg | The Post Millennial | thepostmillennial.com thepostmillennial.com/ftx-fo…
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21 Nov 2022
It’s been a long time since I tried to write anything vaguely academic/intellectual, over 20 years in fact. So this took fucking ages. "George Orwell, the rebel with a cause who was funnier than you think, Pt. 1" link.medium.com/QMl0GG9I8ub
16 Nov 2022
Had time for a pint or a Burger King after the history talk. Obviously I got a pint but now there’s a man on the train I want to murder for his whopper with cheese, large fries and tasty beverage.
16 Nov 2022
So on top of everything else, we’ve got 2 more years of this cunt talking shit again. What joy.
19 Aug 2022
I've been meaning to give my 'review' of The Bloodless Boy by @robjlloyd for ages, that I haven't is mainly down to my being a) a lazy twat and b) intimidated by the quality of the reviews others have left. So here's mine: it's fucking brilliant.
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14 Aug 2022
Can you imagine a political party running a campaign on "we are going to cancel your human rights" ? And the population thinking "Yes lord!" Welcome to England
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Few things make me feel more patriotic than this clip.
Just been reminded of this
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Just been reminded of this

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Joe Lycett at the opening of the Commonwealth Games: "And I’m going to do something now the British government doesn’t always do and welcome some foreigners"
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