Wise, like a pigeon
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16 Apr 2024
If I were head of the GW troll department, my next step would be to announce that the reason there are so many Black Templars is that they discovered the secret of making female marines centuries ago and at least half of them are currently women.
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31 Oct 2024
WOW! THE BUDGET WAS ONLY YESTERDAY. ALREADY THIS THIS PENSIONER COUPLE HAVE HAD TO SELL THEIR BOAT AND RETURN TO FULL TIME WORK TO SUPPORT THE 60 PROPERTIES THEY OWN. THE POOR THINGS.
Let's all get out our best violins for the couple who own, err, 60 properties
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23 Oct 2024
Narrowly avoided boarding a plane that wound up crashing. Whatever, all smooth sailing from here ππΌ
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16 Oct 2024
Just checked the WH40k app to see if the points update had broken any of my lists and apparently I can get an entire extra squad of Crisis suits into my all suit Tau list now which is hilarious and probably happened ages ago as I've not played them for a while
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14 Oct 2024
10 Oct 2024
What movie line was delivered so perfectly that it deserved an Oscar?
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24 Sep 2024
This section of Jim Carrey's wikipedia article cracks me up
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16 Sep 2024
Two more Royalists for the new starter Bands for next year's new edition;
Galvide Hardegott, (Border Terrier) Medium Hound Sergeant, One Handed Weapon, Heavy Armour, Light Shield.
And Allegor Mandaby, Hedgehog Magic User, Mage's Focus, Signature Item.
#burrowsandbadgers
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12 Sep 2024
They made us watch this at primary school when we were 6. They wonder why everyone who grew up in the 80s ended up so nihilistic...
Newly restored in 4K with the characters and colours sparkling as never before, Watership Down is coming soon to UK and Ireland cinemas and to UHD and Blu-ray.
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9 Sep 2024
ALT Hot Rod holding the matrix in the 1986 TF movie.
30 Jul 2024
accidentally became important at work n its ruining my life
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6 Sep 2024
why does noel edmonds always look as if heβs in the middle of coordinating a mainland terrorist atrocity
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6 Sep 2024
Keeping things vague is wonderful. People want everything spelled out. Who is Cypher? Who founded the Blood Ravens? Who were the missing primarchs?
Making stuff up in your head that's cool was half the hobby back in the day and still should be now
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3 Sep 2024
"Little Princess on Board"
3 Sep 2024
boys of summer 1984 had a grateful dead sticker on a cadillac⦠boys of summer 2003 had a black flag sticker on a cadillac⦠which sticker on a cadillac would boys of summer 2024 have
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28 Aug 2024
ALT Terry and Lucy ready to lead the team out to the opening ceremony
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26 Aug 2024
Another five choppy bois to join my Judicar because squads of ten are always better than squads of five
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25 Aug 2024
Painted a Judicar. Always too impatient waiting for the texture paint to dry to wait for it to be totally finished before posting π
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Ooooooffffffffffπππ
Judge Linford: "So let's look at how the taxpayer have been funding your activities over the last 38 years.......you've got 10 aliases, four fictitious birth dates, you're 51 years of age, you've been convicted of 170 offences..."
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5 Aug 2024
BREAKING: Vice President Kamala Harris has picked Bail Organa as her running mate.
Organa is a highly respected senator in the Galactic Senate representing his home planet of Alderaan for 32 years & is a well known anti-fascist.
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