Secondary DHT (Assessment) - Derby - PE Teacher but flexible these days - Football Fanatic - Dog Lover - Bedford trained - All views and jokes are my own
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23 Jul 2025
It is with great pleasure that I can announce that I will be in the position of Deputy Head Teacher from September 2025.
I am so privileged to be surrounded by my DVA colleagues and so lucky that my previous ones still support me after all this time.
#education #eduX
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May 25
Dear England - Gareth
A leader who saw fundamental flaws in society and was brave enough to challenge the norm.
I am gutted for him that we weren’t able to bring it home. But every story has a beginning, middle and end.
The end is not yet written.
#dearengland
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May 18
Anyone know why the 40 miles per hour symbol keeps flashing and more importantly how to turn the flashing off.
@MercedesBenz #mercedes
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Feb 15
TEACHERS OF THE UK
TURN YOUR ALARM OFF!
like or comment if I saved you from the morning panic.
#education
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Feb 8
Good luck to all those waiting for “the call” on Monday.
Just remember that when they turn up, they want to hear all about your successes.
I wonder how many calls are made per day! Leaving the rest waiting.
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Feb 6
And just like that. Ofsted have paid us a visit and then disappeared into the sunset.
Leaving ten massive piles of books to be delivered back to their rightful owners.
It’s been a pleasure - see you again in the next World Cup year.
#education
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5 Dec 2025
The World Cup draw is actually painful to watch.
I mean come on, we understand it’s going to be a commercialised event but this is ridiculous.
#worldcupdraw
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5 Nov 2025
Would this proposal mean students wouldn’t have to choose history or geography as one of their options?
Providing they did a language (or not)?
Does RS count as a humanities in this model?
I’m glad progress 8 is staying
I like the discussion and it’s a good time to have it.
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24 Oct 2025
Here’s to all those people who work in education who are about to embark on a mini adventure somewhere.
Or curl up into a ball and get some kip.
#teachertired #halfterm
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11 Oct 2025
My top dieting tip…
Instead of a sandwich and a bag of crisps.
Just have a crisp sandwich.
#diet
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21 Sep 2025
The latest Field Of Dreams show is the perfect psychological case study for what some communities and in particular young people are facing.
Getting young people to see the benefits of social engagement is key. As adults we are simply the facilitators.
@flintoff11 @kylehogg22
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15 Sep 2025
Wayne Rooney. Still annoying teachers after all these years.
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5 Sep 2025
School PE/maths department considering launching a darts club.
Any advice from those who have ventured into it already:
Safety?
Equipment?
External companies?
Launch ideas?
Do and do nots? O
#pe #edux #edutwitter #darts
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22 Aug 2025
And with this machine I will give you our Progress 8 figure for 2025.
#eduX #edutwitter
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19 Aug 2025
To the data leads and headteachers - I hope that tomorrow the number gods are in your favour and everything downloads on time and smoothly.
#edux
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17 Aug 2025
Dubrovnik is quite a city break.
Strongly recommend it. I love my city, but it gets harder each year when you compare it to other places on this earth.
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